"Woah bro... GETTING HIGH and WATCHING PORN was such a GOOD IDEA. WATCHING PORN TOGETHER is making me REALLY HORNY, bro. The PORN is giving me a BIG BONER, bro. Im gonna TUG on my HUGE BONER, bro. Let's GET MORE HIGH and WATCH MORE PORN so I can KEEP RUBBING my GIANT BONER, bro!"
"Haha OMG bro! Are you JERKING your COCK to TEEN PORN? That's so HOT! PRESS PLAY, bro. I wanna STARE too... Did she just say she was ONLY 18? That makes my BONER GO BOING! Look at her BRACES, bro! We are TOTAL PORNTEEN PERVERTS!"