Dr.PepperFusion

Love Transformers. Uma Musume has taken over my soul. Occasionally shitposts. Has penis. Instagram (also shitposts):pepperfusion

[Dr.PepperFusion @pepperfusion]

Truly great friends. Take notes people. These are the kinds of people that will carry you through your darkest days and be with you forever. This is a friend group to be envious of. Their group dynamic is supreme. This is friendship in it's purest, most elegant and natural form.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Love this. My buddy is nervous because his long-distance girlfriend asked him to send her a dick pic. This is what your crew is for.

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Nephew hit me up saying he wanna learn how to play Tekken so I basically just did this to him for two hours straight

[beach rat @justInwuah]

where do y'all bet he will go first:

1. the white house
2. prison
3. israel

[willdey @willdeyos]

bro hello?😭😭😭

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

This is the kind of stuff Americans think happens in Russia, China and Iran

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

It's an entire nation of psychopaths.

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

this the shit my mom would be watching in the living room when i walk in im dying so bad LMFAOOOO

[Cinemassacre @cinemassacre]

20 years ago, the “Angry Nintendo Nerd” theme song was born.

[Cyrus @wyacyrus]

How I feel grabbing my Panda Express from my DoorDash driver

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Uber Eats and DoorDash hid tip buttons and set default tips below 10%. As a result, tips for delivery workers fell 79%. 

In January, we made these corporations change their apps — and in the past six months, we've put $104 million back in delivery workers' pockets. 

This is only the beginning.

[sae 🍪 @pachidvamari]

can we play overw🍅🍅🍅Hey sto 🍅🍅ow 🍅 Stop it 🍅🍅🍅wh🍅🍅 what did i🍅🍅 do🍅🍅 wrong🍅🍅🍅🍅 Oww🍅🍅🍅🍅

[Bobby Buildings 🏢 @bobby_buildings]

Actually if they’re getting hit by the tax then they dont live here and theyre not new yorkers

[⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ @pussyfromagirl]

wtf u mean u left the percs at kino der toten

[Pop Base @PopBase]

BTS announces they will not submit their music for the 2027 GRAMMY awards, following the Recording Academy’s addition of an Asian-focused category:

“I hope music itself can be heard and loved rather than being distinguished by region or language.”

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

This psychopath has been conducting a literal genocide and still has the nerve to call someone else “hate spewing”.

[tay 🖤 @tayylorrmaee]

AI gave him Jared Leto instead of jesus, i'm fucking cackling 😭😭

[Dont Skate on Me! @skate_dont]

But no really like how do these gatcha games get so big? Do they just not compress their textures? Most of them don’t even have any 3D renderings

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

THIS RAPIST LOSER WANNA BE CULT LEADER IS FINALLY GOING DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!