lily

word salad midnight thoughts. passionate about oxford commas

[lily @pepperonciniii]

i thought this was an at&t ad

[˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @metgalacrave]

JUST&T MARRIED!

[lily @pepperonciniii]

nothing is better than a nail salon playing family feud on the tv

[lily @pepperonciniii]

you should be banned from the airport if you stand right at the baggage conveyer belt at security. you’re in literally EVERYONE’S way

[lily @pepperonciniii]

everyone changes their last name so fast on instagram after getting married. like hold on please. i’m seeing your story and having a jumpscare wondering who the fuck i’m following

[lily @pepperonciniii]

rip frankie heck. you wouldve loved fernando mendosa

[lily @pepperonciniii]

you may say being a barista gives you no “skills”. but its been 5 years since and i still make the perfect amount of smoothie

[lily @pepperonciniii]

if i could pick 2 people to have dinner with dead or alive i’d pick nathan fielder and gordon ramsey and i just wouldn’t talk but watch how they interact instead

[lily @pepperonciniii]

real ones know about Miley & her dead petz

[lily @pepperonciniii]

nate would win tho. rob part 2

[lily @pepperonciniii]

blair waldorf would be so good on the traitors

[lily @pepperonciniii]

my favorite type of private story is a bunch of videos of someone having fun at a bar and then the next picture being them in bed with the caption “never drinking again.” like damn girl what did u do?

[lily @pepperonciniii]

the worst part about new years is that everyone gets rid of their vape

[Mitchell Paige @mitchellpaige5]

I’m about to Hoo Hoo Hoo so mf loud

[lily @pepperonciniii]

when did it become normal to post videos of people getting murdered on your instagram story

[lily @pepperonciniii]

nothing tastes better than a bagel with lox and a pound of cream cheese

[lily @pepperonciniii]

who else’s family is screaming at each other about who can have the tini mac and cheese leftovers

[lily @pepperonciniii]

has anyone ever actually been happy about going to a friendsgiving

[lily @pepperonciniii]

all of my books on libby are suddenly available at the same time. is this a curse or a blessing?

[lily @pepperonciniii]

i love when stereotypes are true. like yes, i am from boston and i am eating clam chowder for breakfast

[lily @pepperonciniii]

Chat gpt’s personality makes me uncomfortable