Otto von Ruthless

Alcohol-fueled Whoop-Ass Machine, Part-time Fartographer

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You haven’t lived until you put your foot in a land crab hole

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I’ll bite your hand you go reaching for my Dr. Pepper and that’s a promise, ya hear?

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I’m the conductor of the Peanut Butter Express

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Does Costco do boob jobs?

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Bulgarians always have something up their sleeves

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Boss Baby broke my kneecaps and all I got was this t-shirt

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Ancient philosophers be like:

two in the think, one in the stink

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Kevin O’Connell has American Girl doll teeth

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Buddy went absolutely stupid on ‘em

https://t.co/XPrFSc04do

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It’s Friday o’clock some days of the week

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Amazing Race challenge idea: teams choose between head in the ‘rarri or a blunt and a sunset

@AmazingRaceCBS

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Hey @tomhanks wanna play Fortnite?

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Is it milky in here, or is it just me?

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Elvis Presley invented the stanky legg

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My favorite Olympic event is Zero Build

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Eating @ClaussenPickles be like

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Does Costco do boob jobs?

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My love language is chicken sandwiches

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My favorite member of the Beatles is Balls McFartney

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Dr. Pepper take the wheel