trufflepig

i'm no good at the internet

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

men will literally bathe with dish soap instead of going to therapy

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

@WestelakenB fuck…

[Westelaken.band @WestelakenB]

there should be a letterboxd for going to the baby g

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

@WestelakenB kenny also had my favourite grey hoodie sitting in Jeremy for a few months for some reason

[N 𝓪𝓹 E 𝔂𝓮𝓼 @NapEyes]

you know when Isaac brock pulls out the banjo on stage you’re about to hear one of the worst songs you’ve ever heard in your life

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

@tagomagoreal 30-35 mins is acceptable but as soon as the clock hits 35:01 you're DONE

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

babe it's 3 in the morning why are you crying?
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[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

anyone else ever use leaf blower inside

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

@squigglio buyabeer

party’s over, bub

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

@psych_death wholesome take

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

the lost & found at my venue smells like human soup. hats, harmonicas, sweaters, pressurized thermos' from whatever's rotting inside, bicycle helmets(!!!).

label everything of yours that has value lest it joins the eternal broth.

[Hot Docs @HotDocs]

The Rogers Audience Award & accompanying $50K cash prize, courtesy of Rogers Group of Funds, goes to:

SOMEONE LIVES HERE (@TinySheltersDoc)

If you’re not in-cinema for tonight’s encore screening, be sure to stream the stellar #doc online, May 5–9: https://t.co/GcAfkRCDEs

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

@badstuffonline best matt post post

[Jolie Darrow 🔜 Hell @Joliedarrow]

Men’s month again 😢

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

@psych_death lmao yikes

[shrimp delight @shrimp_delight]

Sound guy left the controls at my table and fucked off. Should I add reverb to this Abba track???

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

@WestelakenB https://t.co/N4QLlSkVOt

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

@pter0dactylmilk never again will i trifle with aerosol cans

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

@little_kid_band oh sweet summer child

[trufflepig @pepperonihog]

@psych_death every service counter and sales checkout should come with a trapdoor to yeet shitty customers into the shadow realm