witch 2

Part of the anti growth coalition

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

When you and the girls all get engaged at the same time

[madeline odent @oldenoughtosay]

“People didn’t use to”
Stop. Just stop right there.

Yes we did. whatever you are about to say, people did it

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

I tried soft tofu with soy sauce, sesame oil and crispy chilli for the first time a couple of weeks ago and since then I've had it approximately every 2 days, and that's me holding back.

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

It Happened To Me: I learnt the whole curly girl method for my toddler and inadvertently helped my husband Discover His Curls.

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

I might have to quit watching videos on the internet until girls stop doing that horrible thing where they tap beauty products with their fingernails 🤢

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

I get annoyed every time I watch Octonauts and they don't follow the Prime Directive but now I'm watching DS9 I realise that it's more of a Prime Recommendation anyway.

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

Playing Dungeons & Dragons with my 2 year old today was cut short by her refusal to acknowledge any creature in the Monstrous Manual other than "Horse"; a creature which may seem ordinary to you or I, but which holds more gravity than any dragon ever could when you're 2.

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

I'm not happy about baker boy hats coming back. Very distressing.

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

Linen is a trick

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

@Surlybecky I need to know who it is before I answer that question...

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

@Age_of_Greed @clhubes We call the whole dinner a "Sunday roast" so it's the same thing!

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

Birthday Dracula

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

@LaurenMaeve @dmk1793 I remember it being pretty common about 10 years ago on the bendy buses, as it was super easy to sneak on the back.

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

@Jess_Riedel @Serwyn_ @ZachWeiner She literally follows the sentence by telling you what was necessary... He has to pick her up because she was hurt, even though they didn't know one another so it was a bit of an intrusion.

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

@uxian @fussycoder Well I hope your crapdrivel was as good as my utterdregs!

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

I got a work email hoping that I had a good Barbenheimer weekend 💀

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

The Terror is one of the best series I've ever seen and a great example of what happens when there are no women.

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

However, here I still am.

[witch 2 @peppertree89]

With Threads not exactly presenting a reasonable alternative (i.e. it's a Facebook-LinkedIn Hybrid filled with motivational speakers, web-illiterate celebs, & a handful of colleagues and extended family members), there's never been a better time to Just Log Off.