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Ahoy there my good spacefaring friends, i'm plume o' plenty and i'm here today to offer you all a ground-floor opportunity to the most important enterprise the galaxy has seen!

[Perate Industries™ @Perate_IND]

DON'T PAY YA TO!? IT'S LITERALLY DHA ONLY FUKEN THING YA PAYED TA DO YA USELESS QUILL!

GET THA DAMN THING WORKIN BEFORE I CAST YER LAZY ASRE OUT THA LOCK!

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Ya know, things been quite 'round 'ere lately...
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Wai.. wait wa'cha mean everyone changed com channels?
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WAT YA MEAN THA BLOKE RUNNIN DHA OL' CHANNELS GONE FUKEN NUTS!?

WHY IN THA VOID DIDN'T YA UPDATE THA DAMN SYSTEMS!?
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'n tottaly not because the Orassian 'ere tha went 'n tried it give us the creeps with 'an uncany bay feelin...
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*whispering* please, it be starin into me soul...

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OI @PXMCorp ya wanna do us a solid? one 'a ya furballs 'as gone and made this new gene mod thingymajig called... er "perma cute".

I'd say pattern pendin buuuut, well in tha name a friendly buissness ye think it best ta not pluck yer feathers 'n such.

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*LOUD CRASHING SHOUND*
'ALIGHT YA LADS GON TOO FAR THIS TIME, WHICH ONE O' YAS DONE WENT N MEDDLED WITH THA DAMN PRIMS?!

YA 'AVE THA FAINTEST IDEA 'OW MUCH MIND CONTROL RAYIN THIS GONNA TAKE TA CLEAN UP?!

SHROUD BE ME WITNESS IF I FIND WHICH ONE A YA...

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See? simple as, now who 'ere can tell me 'ow many pences be in an EC?

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Righty'o, got'ha request 'ere frem r pier'o tourism... cause 'parently arently we got ona those...
Any'ow they be askin me ta clear up a bit'a confusion bout r local coin. Don't know why it's simple as really...

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A barllie be 2 plumes
A plume be 25 pence
'n ya go no lower than a pence
'ope yet takin notes this will be on tha test...

Now back ta tha Shares
A Share be 2 Friggs
A Frigg be 7 Briggs
A Brigg be 5 Schoonahs
A Schoonah be 4 Wings
A Wing be 10 Claws
A Claw bein 25 plumes

[Perate Industries™ @Perate_IND]

'TERNAL REQUEST
ta'who evah talked tha junkahs inta tryin ta make lazer sowrds out'a zro crystals, ya be invited ta my office.
i just wanna chat.

Onna unrelated note, keep an eye sharp fer an increase in shroud beast incursions...

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but going on world n' usin xeno compat is just...
DO YAS 'AVE THA FAINTEST IDEA 'OW 'ARD THA BE TO EXPLAIN AWAY!?

'alf tha galaxy be already breathin down 'r necks and now ya do 'n add fire breathin mushrooms!?

someone bettah fess up cause i ain't doin tha papahwork...

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'LIGHT ENOUGH'S ENOUGH.
'ternal memo time, fer tha luv a tha void leave tha damn prims alone, i don't care if ya think abductin their livestock, paintin random symbols in their crops or wha evah tha hell tha humpahs did to 'em, ya might think it be funny...

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@GoganImperium oi, r ordin be very clear, "bounties fer tha 'eads" 'OW ELSE DO YA PLANET LUBERS CLAIM BOUNTIES!?
https://t.co/PHjtK3ZiQO

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@EmpireGogana Countah offah, we be placin a set a bounties fer tha 'eads a any empire lap dogs.

100 fer soldiers
1 000 fer NCOs
10 000 fer officahs
100 000 fer tha 'ead a tha emperah 'imself
Redeemable in credits or material equivalent, 'appy 'untin lads!

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@PXMCorp Imma take a wild shot at what music ya fur balls be goin on'bout
https://t.co/R59sCo83kF

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@PJoldia Yer friends 'ere at Perate Industries™ see ya still in a tad o' a predicament, so we be willing ta offah ya an express delivery ah 'ermetically sealed riot control adapted powah armour!

Perfect fer use with tha flamahs we shipped yas!

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@Grabav Tarrific decision there me 'earties, i'll 'ave someone draft up somethin n' set up some patrol roots.

If ya'd like 'r delux package tha extends ta defensive wars, ya just let us know...

with yer friends at Perate Industries™ ya can considah piracy a thing'a tha past!

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@PJoldia Stupendous !
I'll get'em on tha next freighter 'eaded yer way

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@PJoldia Yer friends 'ere at Perate Industries™ be 'ere fer ya in these tryin times with a fire sale on a wide variety o' personal flamethrowers!

Available whilst stocks last.

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@Grabav Yee friends 'ere at Perate Industries™ would be delighted ta offah a 'elpin 'and by purchasin any star ports, drydocks n' shipyards ya be sellin, as well as establishin 'r privateer security consultant firms...