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im percalator and I looooove unicycles

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I put these in my mouth and pretend to be the big cheese

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@NOTAWEIRDGIRL I did it felt like autumn did yoy enjoy your cupcake

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I just got gut checked by a dog now im eating cold boiled eggs #awshucks #followme

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Everyone im outside please congratulate me for my bravery

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@NOTAWEIRDGIRL Little fairy of knowledge: Hi

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@tw11ntails I always felt like Big Toe would be a nickname for a chef it has very powerful connotations

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Why do names for feet get more and more brutal as they progress when does it change from tootsies to DOGS

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This is a stick up, everyone give me your money…NOT!! Ahh I got you hah just a little Monday fun

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I love the append box art soooooo much

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I’ve been having nightmares of gnomes recently they’re really treacherous

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@NOTAWEIRDGIRL Leaf fixes the potholes in our hearts

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@broobons They played angry birds irl

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I detach my jaw like a snake to eat little burgers

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#IjustconsumedacarrotandsomeberriesonMondayjune8th2026

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@cykademolition_ @mycroomf If he hates you I’ll strike him down #forsure

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My shrine accepts various forms of donations but it will be greatly appreciated if everyone sent all sorts of bread because im hungry

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@mycroomf @cykademolition_ Fret not, one smiles upon thee!
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@cykademolition_ @mycroomf Blah blah blah