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Tasmanian testicle

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This szn of love island is so UNDERWHELMING

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Getting mad because you think the love island cast is ugly is so funny to me cause we literally asked for NORMAL CIVILIANS not already influencers and they gave us what we asked for. #loveisland

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

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Why does everyone call Christian’s schizophrenic because they think believing in something great will bring greatness into their life? You don’t have to agree but it’s factual if you think positively it ultimately makes your life better? Think negative your life will be negative.

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I just saw a bird flying and it reminded me earth is actually beautiful and I am not living in a simulation

[𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ @Fw_BigDreams]

To my future kids if I find weed in your room I'm smoking it

[leanne @toothgarden]

being new on twitter is so humiliating like hello can you see me can you hear or see me

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When you so bad at Overwatch you genuinely have to apologize to your teammates

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So bad at Overwatch I’m genuinely crying

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IM CRINE

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I’m a widow main trying to find a diff hero to play on non compatible maps and yeaaa I think I’m just gonna stick with her everyone else sucks I’m so bad with them #overwatch #overwatch2 #widowmaker

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And don’t get me started on Amaya she acted like the sweetest girl in the villa but as soon as she got on Beyond the villa she tried so hard to be iconic but she really just seemed fake that situation with Bryan was so weird and I feel bad for him #amaya #loveisland #amayapapaya

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Hannah from love island season 7 is such a manipulative narcissistic bitch she is so insufferable in beyond the villa she has such a victim complex genuinely annoying it sucks she’s so pretty for having such an ugly persona #loveisland #beyondthevilla #hannah

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#NewProfilePic

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I hate when bitches act like babies to their boyfriend’s like go find your father

[xyn🐍 🇫🇷 🇧🇷 🇵🇹 🇺🇸 @alleniverxyn]

how bored you gotta be to hack canvas

[hugh @hughericson]

@alimahtoxic I have tried like a son of a beech to bend far enough to suck my beautiful cock. no luck. jacking off works for me, I love doing it