Klau$ $chwab (Anita/Max/Wynn) 🇯🇲🇵🇸

Mostly random thoughts 💭

[Klau$ $chwab (Anita/Max/Wynn) 🇯🇲🇵🇸 @perceivedlife]

@OxfordCity @MaajidNawaz @ickonic @TheRadicalShow It’s a lockdown via nudge theory

[Klau$ $chwab (Anita/Max/Wynn) 🇯🇲🇵🇸 @perceivedlife]

@Uncle_Eboue

[Sonny @rawespresso]

Walk into any UK office at 3:47pm on a Tuesday and you'll see the actual cost of a 9-5.

Half the room is on their second or third coffee of the afternoon. Three people are stuck in a Teams call they didn't want to join. Two are scrolling LinkedIn pretending to read messages. One person has been staring at the same Excel sheet since 2:30.

Nobody is producing anything useful and everybody is exhausted.

This is the part nobody warned you about — the eight hours a day where you're being slowly drained by a job that isn't even busy.

[Klau$ $chwab (Anita/Max/Wynn) 🇯🇲🇵🇸 @perceivedlife]

@TFInvests Sell and buy a BMW

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

This is some unemployed sh!t if ever I’ve seen it.

[Zeteo UK @zeteouk]

👏 🇬🇧 Zeteo UK is here to disrupt Britain’s broken media! We’ll be bringing fearless, independent journalism to the UK - no bowing to political pressure, no corporate interests, just fearless journalism.

[Daniel @danlfcynwa_]

I need a Muslim country to knock the US out of the World Cup if possible

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Tommy Robinson is in Russia with Erroll Musk, who has been accused of sexually abusing five of his children and stepchildren.

[Klau$ $chwab (Anita/Max/Wynn) 🇯🇲🇵🇸 @perceivedlife]

I decided at 21/22 witnessing this that corporate life is not for me.

[Sonny @rawespresso]

Sit on any UK commuter train at 7:43am on a Monday and you'll see something that should be more uncomfortable than it is.

A carriage of adults in their thirties and forties, standing up shoulder to shoulder, headphones in, eyes locked on the floor or their phones, completely silent. Some of them have been doing this exact journey for 6, 8, 12 years.

Nobody is talking, nobody is making eye contact, and everyone has already rehearsed the next 12 hours in their head before the train has even left the station.

This is what the country quietly calls 'a good job in the city.'

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Michael Jackson wearing Drake’s ICEMAN glove (1984) 📸

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

The twitter right-wing are in a collective psychosis

[Sam @SamCKx]

Rupert Lowe, a 68 year old, privately educated, former investment banker, backed by the world's richest man, is trying to convince you he's not the establishment.

[Klau$ $chwab (Anita/Max/Wynn) 🇯🇲🇵🇸 @perceivedlife]

@stfuayen They mix it in Italy 🥷

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Countries like the UK and USA have normalised being broke while working full time.

You do everything right, you show up, you work hard, you stay consistent. Yet you still end up with no money left 2 weeks after payday.

The system is broken and something needs to change.

[Klau$ $chwab (Anita/Max/Wynn) 🇯🇲🇵🇸 @perceivedlife]

@iamtomskinner Are any blacks and Asians allowed?

[Zaak 𝕏 @BeardedZaak_]

Far-Right racist dogs are only ‘brave’ in two situations:

- When they’re attacking women

- Or when they’re larger in number

The moment things are at a level playing field

They become passive like the little bitch boys that they are.

[Klau$ $chwab (Anita/Max/Wynn) 🇯🇲🇵🇸 @perceivedlife]

@RobKenyonReform Why is this thick cunt on my feed 🤡

[Klau$ $chwab (Anita/Max/Wynn) 🇯🇲🇵🇸 @perceivedlife]

@dpaudits Camera man is a nonce

[Klau$ $chwab (Anita/Max/Wynn) 🇯🇲🇵🇸 @perceivedlife]

@Uncle_Eboue @reecemclennon I’m calling Bibi

[Klau$ $chwab (Anita/Max/Wynn) 🇯🇲🇵🇸 @perceivedlife]

@Uncle_Eboue Nah chat😔

[Klau$ $chwab (Anita/Max/Wynn) 🇯🇲🇵🇸 @perceivedlife]

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[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This kangaroo fakes fainting to get food from people