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a hot new bombshell has entered the villa

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I love jesusmaxxing life is so much better when you joymaxx everyday

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An interaction w my coworkers the other day:
Man #1: I could kill anyone with anything
Girl: no you couldn’t
Man #1: name one thing I couldn’t kill you with
Man #2: bubbles
Anyways if I go missing, yall know why

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Almost got blown away today by the wind. If you see a speck of dust floating around, it’s probably me dw

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Stereotypes aren’t too bad when you remember war exists & you’re a woman

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Bring back the art of “how about you?”

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Got ranked 8/10 in the uniqueness scale today by my coworker

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Bring back the term wedlock
Status: currently not in wedlock with anyone

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Who goes to old navy and buys a water bottle or a bottle of coke? genuinely asking

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I wish I could speak fluent French solely for the purpose of saying that I could be the prime minister

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I was today years old when I learned what EDM stands for

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At the end of the day, either a man takes me out or God does

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What if our Flo accounts were public & everyone could just search each other up

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If I pick the hangout time then you have to pick the location & vice versa

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Just realized this next year is 2026-2027. Bout to be legendary. Also found out kids are getting sent to principals offices for saying 67. Great day to be an adult

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I wish I would’ve started taking life stats when I was born so I could see how many steps I’ve taken, how many times I’ve been to Starbucks, showers I’ve taken, etc.

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Still thinking about how good my quiplash answer was from 2 weeks ago. It was finish the blank. Carpool _______ & I said tunnel - obviously won

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how many hackers and scammers do you think you walk past each day? should I be more on the lookout?

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I’m trying to figure out if I have aphantasia I’m so confused

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What language will we speak in heaven?

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Thinking of adding chef to my resume because of how much I have been playing cooking fever. Super niche I know