baby

Hi, I’m Pertunia and I speak for the trees. 🇿🇦|📍🇩🇪

[baby @perchtheplanet]

Smooooooch💋

[🧚🏾‍♀️ @Thee_Cherri]

A xenophobe will most likely be tribalistic too

[baby @perchtheplanet]

Nobody hates Mr South Africa organization more than me hey

[baby @perchtheplanet]

@IDSRVTAL Insinuating I’m xenophobic complaining about said xenophobia when you don’t know me or anything about me is crazy my babe it’s not even half past Tuesday🫩

[baby @perchtheplanet]

I met these two black American girls at a party in Frankfurt and I thought we could be friends but they looked at me like I was the shit under their shoe🤣👍🏽

[soul ★ @soulthakidd]

quand j’étais arrive aux etats unis jpensais que les noirs allaient être plus gentils avec moi psk j’étais un renoi aussi

[baby @perchtheplanet]

Literally found the Summer Fridays sunscreen at TK yesterday for 15€😭🙌🏽

[Virgoiana @extraoxtailpls]

Economy so crazy rn you can buy your entire Sephora cart at tj maxx/marshalls

[baby @perchtheplanet]

Adele

[wandilembambeni @WandileMusic]

who do you want to see live in South Africa 2027?

[baby @perchtheplanet]

Bought tickets for a concert that takes place after my residency permit expires lolllll

[baby @perchtheplanet]

Me Manager🧏🏽‍♀️

[Ma-Sengane💅🏿 @_ayanda_sengane]

Female or Male Manager? Which one you prefer?

[baby @perchtheplanet]

I’ve literally never had one come back to me I think I throw them wrong 😭😭🕊️

[becca bloem. @dearbheki]

boomerangs were such an interesting concept 😭

[baby @perchtheplanet]

Doja😭🙌🏽

[cj @wsgadIibs]

who’s everyone’s next concert????

[baby @perchtheplanet]

We not even two weeks into the Eurosummer and the Germans are making the ‘you must feel at home!’ Jokes again because it’s 30 degrees🫩🫩🫩🫩✋🏽

[baby @perchtheplanet]

@siiinalo Ndakbetha Bobby Lashly

[baby @perchtheplanet]

@kganyabuthelezi @SteeloBandz_ @siiinalo Kganya what’s aew 😭

[baby @perchtheplanet]

A lightskin man

[Aira @Airaxora]

What's the fastest way you've ever lost weight?

[baby @perchtheplanet]

It’s terrible😭👍🏽

[𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕒𝕔𝕖 ℤ𝕦𝕝𝕦 ☘︎ ݁🧸ིྀ @MalumePancakes_]

Why isnt there a Popeyes in South Africa?

[baby @perchtheplanet]

Mhhm idk but being scammed doesn’t mean you must be fatphobic🧍🏽‍♀️ ‘fat fuck’ ‘morbidly obese ass’ ‘anyway bye piggy’🫩😃 yoh ntombi

[baby @perchtheplanet]

Told my dentist I’m from South Africa and bro tells me about his friends in Chad and Niger?😭🙌🏽 also mansplaining that Niger is different from Nigeria😃🕊️

[baby @perchtheplanet]

@Starlithottie First thing she said to me too😭🙌🏽 she couldn’t wait to tell me🫩

[baby @perchtheplanet]

Co worker telling me about a documentary she watched about a woman who grew up with monkeys😃

[baby @perchtheplanet]

R50 per liter for petrol we are living in hell