Elon Munch

21 spiritually trans

[Elon Munch @perctarded]

Call me Simu Liu the way I’m an Asian incel no one likes

[reilly reilly @hookerwaitresss]

Don’t care that King Princess is DL bisexual but I will say building your brand and art around your sexual identity is trite and the only people who’ve done it compellingly are gay men. All the lesbian pop stars are flops regardless of whether or not they’re sneak-dicking

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Use this burger to show me where she touched you

[morgan @1moneyluva]

relationships don’t work if yall both on twitter lol. you’ll wake up one day and a bitch tweeting bout her ex

[The Gman ☫ 🔻 @gmanredux]

Howling Mutant’s son in 20 years

[Elon Munch @perctarded]

Not even that

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Had a situationship and all I got was this Spotify blend

[wasian kid clutching @angelrazorblade]

life ain’t all Eversince and Gluee bro

[Elon Munch @perctarded]

I think i just yearn for connection

[insomniacheat @insomniacheat]

I’m not your ex Brian

[#1 Pet Sounds Fan @BeachBoysFan59]

If you're depressed enough Wouldn't It Be Nice is the saddest song of all time

[lena:bob @daonlylena]

Who are you outside of Twitter

[leftpain @left_plain]

it’s insane how you basically have to reread any given book once every two years to rly have the slightest idea wtf you’re talking about

[Elon Munch @perctarded]

I hate that stupid adela song bro she needs to go

[Elon Munch @perctarded]

@50scinmyscidgaf I had a dream ab u recently i miss u💔 i dont remember what the dream was tho

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

You just created a million Candace Owens’

[Blixt le Blanq @BlanqLe]

Last night was a vocal fry nathan felder susan sonntag joan diddyblud we let the espresso letterboxdtinis do the talking and honestly it was a whole ass vibe and a half

[Elon Munch @perctarded]

THATS HOWLINGMUTANT

[aylie 🗡️ @bestgirlalive8]

he's also a literal tr#nny chaser who slept with pariah the doll

[Menace To Sobriety💉 @tanzderjunkies]

clonаzepam and vegetable soup for dinner . Thinking of this psot

[On God News @OnGodNews_]

when the penis goes in the foid 💀

[Joey @suzukiplshomer]

Can’t celebrate with a matcha tomorrow I’m celebrating with bingo night and back surgery Case Keenum I love you bro