Percy Humber-Ham

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@mattressnextday Total joke of a company. Not next day, or the day after that or the day after that…

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@mattressnextday why are you called this when you can’t deliver a mattress the next day?! I paid yesterday morning and received a message saying it would be delivered today at 4.30pm. I then received a message saying it won’t arrive until Monday! We have friends staying tomorrow

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@VirginAtlantic Thanks. These contact numbers just tell us to go on the website 🤦‍♂️

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@VirginAtlantic hello. How do we request kids meals on our flight tomorrow?

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@Eric_Huxter @metoffice Glasgow airport is nowhere near any of the Lothians

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@metoffice That’s a proper fail with the map. None of the locations match the extremes

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@ThatEricAlper Streets like a jungle,
So call the police

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@Komaniecki_R If you haven’t watched the BBC’s 50 years of hip hop mixtape/video yet it’s a great way to spend an hour! Probably only available in the UK but bits of it are on YouTube

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@culturaltutor If it was a legitimate letter in the alphabet could it then be used as a constituent letter in ordinary words- like a kind of shorth&?
‘I left my music st& in the s& at St &rews. That br&, though bl&, costs a gr& in South African R&’

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@RyanGosling my daughters would love it if you could watch this!

https://t.co/zlF2ykGCyV

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@metoffice Why do the towns named have nothing to do with the extremes?

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@dryrobe #tiree

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@UndisScot Anstruther

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@charlieharding @SwitchedOnPop https://t.co/L4Dy3d28w4

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@haiku_dad Hey Jude fits Robbie
But more impressive would be
hAyCDjudeC

#outsidethebox
#hardrockballad

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@elonmusk

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@nicwil75 @steviey @Mandajascat @greenpy @fesshole But you’ve said ‘English writer’, which is wrong and implies he was English. It’s ok to admit when you’re wrong

[Percy Humber-Ham @percyhumberham]

@The_GrammarGeek Jotter (Scotland)

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@haiku_dad @geoffjein Exactly. However, when you say Iron are you actually saying Iron or are you saying I-orn?

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@mattyxb Aisle