Will C

Musings of someone who has accidentally spent nearly quarter of a century convincing the world it needs more technology (which of course it does).

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⁦@BBCNews⁩ anyone else find this quite hypnotic?….😵‍💫 https://t.co/yVPyF4rOc7

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@Haggis_UK Go on @NatalieElphicke give them a piece of your mind, remind them we took back control of our borders and that we don’t need them, up yours Brussels and take that France we’re British and we’re free…just so long as we don’t need to leave the Island. *slowly claps*

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@MrRBourne God that made me laugh, doesn’t he just, and now it’s stuck in my head

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@campbellclaret https://t.co/2sPLcl9RVx only an infantile buffoon lauding how he (allegedly) saw off one of our most respected law lords

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Johnson (attempting some absurd Churchillian delivery) “with iron determination we saw off Brenda Hale”. Baroness Hale: a member of our independent Supreme Court judiciary. I have no words.

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@RhonddaBryant Who?

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@JonathanPieNews This is a guy that Mad Michael Fabricant said he wouldn’t buy a used car from and has been dumped from three front bench positions. “Political fucking mist, no substance. no weight..”

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@angrywokebunny @austinfishernz Not sure that’s a face mask though, looks like one of those disposable paper pouch things used for a spray tan , I once had to wear one just like that for a terrifying salt scrub spa treatment gift, so embarrassing. Certainly wouldn’t pose in it for a photo…weirdo

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@DaveLeeFT Hahahahaha! Saucy 😈

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@bmay “The reason I’m putting this Bill forward is because I’m like totally a politician so like I can do this yeah? And if you disagree it means you like hate England and the Queen and stuff”

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@bmay Liz Truss in at #3 with this weeks ‘Pitiful Playground Reply….

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Written 25 years ago. More relevant now than ever it seems . It’s also a bloody belting track! @radiohead #BorisJohnsonMustResign

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@BBCNews Now I get angry…Flake shortages? Summer ruined? Not on my watch…

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@BBCNews Noooooooo!….wait, sorry, a man has covid? That’s the news?

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@campbellclaret Creating division. Not sure even Maggie managed it as well the current mob have …that’s how f*cked it is . I actually miss the halcyon days of John Major that’s how even more f*cked it is

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@d_w_k @dave1772 @ITVNewsPolitics Yeah.. always bangin’ on about ‘uman rights and that ‘elf and safety and ‘ule of law crap says the ‘ucking ‘lueless ’oron

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@ITVNewsPolitics Is @PeterBoneUK alright? Reminds me of my Grandfather shouting at the cooker to ‘bloody well cook’ when he started losing the plot.

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@AndrewSproule4 The more I read what Carl Sagan had to say the more I want to find out about him

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@1959leonard @denampmeh @kaycB2805 @DrWaheedArian I think it rhymes with James Hunt

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@1959leonard @denampmeh @kaycB2805 @DrWaheedArian In the same situation as someone fleeing persecution one wonders what the Gavins of the world would do. Thankfully they wouldn’t break the ‘law’, they would of course apply for asylum via the correct non existent official protocols regardless of threat to them 🙄

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@greatesthitsuk @GHRBerksHants . Recently converted to the Album Show, now the highlight of my weekend radio. Feels like I’m cheating on Elaine Paige and Johnny Walker but @simonmayo is master of the airwaves with this show. Sorry Radio 2.