MissWit

Mary Poppins with cleavage

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

#WhyGuysNeedPrenups same reason why woman need pushup bra. #greatexpectations How's about y'all lower ur standards #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

consciously asking the people you just met questions about themselves cuz u know ur more interesting, & we'll get that #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

Weighing the #knowitall to intelligent response ratio #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

smiling and patiently listening to everyone bicker then ending the conversation with a kind deeply powerful statement #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

Figuring the bill without even looking, but staying silent as no one has picked it up or attempted to split it properly #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

Making a self deprecating remark when meeting someone who thinks she is prettier than you just to take the edge off #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

Waiting the appropriate time to have sex with him so the idea remains enticing but doesn't get annoying #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

Telling him to make Valentines day reservations a month in advance but remain unavailable and seemingly unattached #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

Sometimes when I see my angelic reflection in a mirror, I realize why men have to look at porn. #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

My ex always tells me that I think I'm so perfect. The use of "so" is unnecessary. #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

My problems are just as important as yours... I'm sorry ... just as petty. So deal with it! #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

#bitchtest You unlock the door for me 1st, I get in & then I reach over & unlock the door for you but ur locks r broken #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

If you offer me your jacket I will say thank you because I'm polite unlike you who is not offering me your jacket #perfectgirlproblems

[MissWit @PerfectGrlProbz]

I can listen to you and tweet at the same time #perfectgirlproblems

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

"Why do you have so many sparkly things?" #BecauseImPretty #Duh #PerfectGirlProblems

[Ashley Casteel Reed @casteel05]

Dinner by the fire and then going back and forth between the broncos and miss America pageant #perfectgirlproblems

[🍀🧜🏽‍♀️ @kjewells]

Jealous RT @casteel05: Dinner by the fire and then going back and forth between the broncos and miss America pageant #perfectgirlproblems