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@bias9900 @Velessiaa @ANTllSM >what do you mean by equal ground? because personally I think the jp side still gonna be have a big viewership
viewership? its about all of them is now "holo main branch member" not "overseas" anymore, theres no limit and middle management.

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@ClingClams @Velessiaa @profratigan @ANTllSM if its not happening? u guys already did it since 2020 with the whole "holo will definitely die next year trust me bro"

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@iggy_walk @Velessiaa @ANTllSM >They're also at the mercy of investors
yagoo literally told investor to go fuck yourself lmao

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@TonkaOshiFan47 how they gonna make up for the new "narrative" to doompost? if they treat it just like nothing burger

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@SquaerArt >they are like family
>now they merged become fully 1 family thats bad
lol,lmao even.
>when cover claims the opposite
because it is the opposite of individual

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@faunaswag >this unity only serves to benefit the jp side
imagine being this dumb, this merger is literally the opposite. it serves the non JP branch, because now everyone is part of the main branch.

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@NumNumsGlasses >nijisister butting in trying to attack holo
>why u attacking us back
lol,lmao even. go back to ur fuckng niji cave in the corner sister.

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sure nijisister, somehow u dont care about girls that happy about it huh? funny

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>Sigh It's all business at the end of the day... It was never about the talents.
says the phasefag, tell that to sakana who throw their talent under the bus and called her racist instead of defending her.

[✨ 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 ✨ Shitposter Detective @TheDarkEnjoyer]

> be Cover Corp
> go public on Tokyo Stock Exchange (ticker 5253)
> pandemic lockdowns end
> overseas streaming hours drop across the web
> Bigger EN talents like Gura step back from regular streaming
> bank analysts on quarterly earnings calls start asking why overseas metrics look soft
> CEO sweats through his collared shirt
> board hatches a plan
> "just delete the letters EN and ID from their Twitter handles" and merge all the branches into one
> announce #hololiveNext
> dump all regional income into a single spreadsheet cell
> tell shareholders that the company is a unified global franchise
> Tokyo Dome ticket sales and domestic convenience store goods hide the overseas number dip
> announce multi-million dollar broadcast television anime with Studio KAI
> animators are in Tokyo
> voice cast is native Japanese speakers recorded in Tokyo booths
> broadcast runs on Japanese television networks
> Moona: "Anime…. It must be nice…."
> ID might take a long time or might never even show up in the anime
> Ollie "ykw fuck it im upset"
> Anya watching management purge branch logos: "DAMN THEY'RE FAST"
> Kiara realizes HoloEN is erased days before its sixth anniversary: "Goodbye hololive English ..so, we never reach 6 years as EN"
> Calli sitting in her Tokyo apartment: "…alright, now gimme my game perms"
> It was much easier for JP Talents to get permissions for games than overseas talents.
> Kronii checks her phone: "Oh it changed"
> FWMC: "Everyone's Hololive, y'know✨"
> For the record, Anycolor tried this exact merge to Nijisanji ID in 2022
> and when they did, overseas roster literally vanished within two years

Sigh It's all business at the end of the day...
It was never about the talents.

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@TheDarkEnjoyer >Sigh It's all business at the end of the day... It was never about the talents.
says the phasefag, tell that to sakana who throw their talent under the bus and called her racist instead of defending her.

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this is what EVERYONE asking,all holo mem to be the same,but when they already merged and now directly under yagoo management,these doomposter act like "its bad" lmao

[hololive (English) @hololive_En]

／
#hololiveNext Announcement 3
One "hololive" Beyond Regional Boundaries! 📢
＼

More global, more freedom.

As part of the "production Renewal" leading up to the 10th anniversary,
all female groups will be brought together as one #hololive, transcending regional and group boundaries!

Talents from around the world will be able to connect more freely,
opening the door to combinations and content we've never seen before...!

Look forward to hololive's new challenges as one united group! ✨

🔽Learn More
https://t.co/7m0ikv1VS8

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@hololive_En this is what EVERYONE asking,all holo mem to be the same,but when they already merged and now directly under yagoo management,these doomposter act like "its bad" lmao

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@Riggy35 @hololive_En as it should be, this is hololive not holostars

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@Aiza_rashi >It took a while but Hololive finally hit the final nail in the coffin by pissing off all talents who don't currently live in JP
u guys saying the same thing 6 years ago and following will the usual "trust me bro hololive will die next year" lol

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@KuroSekaiAnime the typical haters and doomposter made up shit as usual, it is a good thing because its basically getting rid middle management and making things more in line faster.

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@wolfgangbright @KuroSekaiAnime >that could very well get abused to push JP favoritism
this merger is literally the opposite of jp favoritism lol

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@CrashiePhong @kumakibbs then why are u here?
>when their track record has been nothing but bullshit
nobody who know cover corp will say this lmao

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@kumakibbs >i dont like toxic positivity
what toxic positivity? being normal sane is just normal lmao

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@85Takyon @takopuras u can check it urself on the JP IP owner urself, hoshimachi suisei is owned by cover corp.

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@takamoripilled cant wait until kiara tell u to stfu herself lmao

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@homem0rtgage good, more to laugh at lmao