JackOfClubs♣️

MC, Host, moderator at all your coporate events, weddings, grad parties and functions of all sorts.

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[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

Sandra Ndebele's 9th album. Up the ladder. Nk1 as host!

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@Derahobs I really don't get why. Also, I don't want to get it. Why would I want to get locked up over fear of a question that I don't fear. So you really want men to be prophets??? This argument is old, as old as the one that can't yet see just acaic that stance is.

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@itsm_hope Large intestine

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@Lemon67322Nw @daddyhope Not true, even if it was.... All he has done is repeat what others have said and you just won't acknowledge

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@PeteVowles @staneve02 Thank you for your service and acts of kindness. Enjoy this next chapter

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@uthabowisdom Asikuthandi ngalelo hlobo comrade

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

Let's laugh away our stress with ants.

1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants.
2. To bring ant from another country into your country = Important.
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant.
4. Ant that's looking for a job = Applicant.
5. A spy ant = Informant.
6. A very little ant = Infant.
7. Ant that has a gun = Militant
8. Ant that is fat = Abundant. 8. Ant that is a specialist = Consultant 😂
9. A proud ant = Arrogant 🤔
10. Ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
11. Ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
12. Ant that changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
13. Ant that accumulated so much food in winter for summer = Abundant
14. Ant that doesn't need a change: Reluctant
15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
16. Ant that occupies a flat = Occupant.
17. Very big ant = Giant
18. The best ant = Excellant 😉
19. Big ant = Elephant
20. Ant that is important = Significant
21. A sarcastic Ant = Mordant
22. An extremely fast ant = Instant
23. Shouting Ant = Rant
24. An ant that keeping changing = Constant.
25. A dirty Ant = Pollutant
26. Any you don't like = Irritant
27. An ant 🐜 causing pity - Poignant
28. An ant 🐜 that’s disgusting : repugnant
29. An ant 🐜 attracting attention : flamboyant
30 A nice smelling ant 🐜: fragrant

Don't stop.... Add yours...

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[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@freddyMM93 Borrowdale Hatcliffe

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@uthabowisdom Lol interesting take

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@ndues_boy Hahahahaha ndoda

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@CrimeWatchZW @Patie_Mahamba @FidelityLifeZW answers please

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@uthabowisdom Hahaha ha ilema lomfazi

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@DougColtart @advocatemahere Hahaha ha OK. Siyabonga mdala

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

Bathi nguye, Lina lithini?

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@uthabowisdom What manner of witchcraft is this?

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@shonapapi I don't know if this is true. But if it is... Only the man knows the gap between celebrity and the zeros in his bank account. I know that all too well

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

Keep on keeping on chief

[Doug Coltart ✊🏼🇿🇼 @DougColtart]

And to all those who say that I am not Zimbabwean because of the colour of my skin, may you find healing for the hate in your hearts. I don't hate you back.

And I challenge you to a dance off!!!🕺😂 Name the time and place. @AlickMacheso please provide the music.🎶🇿🇼🖤🤎💛💚

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

Ubuthakathi obungaka

[BOSS KIM @bosskimhucci]

Today I met a woman outside the Kwame mall crying because she had lost $200.

So I gave her $40
from the $200 I found.

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@pallnandi Go and see a Dr.

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@samkebusiness @sandrazwact Eeeh zama elinye idolobho ke sisi ka 4th

[JackOfClubs♣️ @perfectlj]

@samkebusiness @sandrazwact Waaaaay better than Harare tho. I stay in H now. I'm from bulawayo. Yes it's not perfect... But it is by miles.... Better