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Always Ball, Never Fall (A)

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

They saw a black person wearing their jersey and lost their sh*t 😭

[gb @gginajack]

What’s scary about the cyclospora outbreak is that the cdc isn’t tracing, so the manufacturer/supplier is likely still unknowingly producing cyclospora infected products. No recalls in sight, no solution in sight. Just explosive diarrhea

[mac @MacDoesIt]

Calling people against your surveillance company “anti-fascists” isn’t the best look for you or the country you work with… but thanks for saying the quiet part out loud, I guess

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

Taco Bell doesn't own any lettuce fields

So why is Taco Bell being investigated for a parasitic outbreak caused by fecal contimantion in water used to water lettuce in the fields?

Let me guess. The trump administration is looking for a fall guy because they're so fucking stupid they allowed DOGE to cut testing for parasites like Screwworm & Cyclospora

[abriiiil @clasediferente]

el hijo de puta de mi gato es tan gordo q cuando se levanta del sillón deja un crater

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

Calling him broke while asking for a free meal is crazy 💀

[tara @wokeispunk]

i didn’t know the night at the museum fandom was this big LMAOO

[vinchester @VVEEDVVIZARD24]

>play our game at the hardest difficulty!
>"is it numbers difficulty or mechanics difficulty?"
>what?
>pull out detailed chart explaining the difference between the two
>its a difficult game sir
>its numbers difficulty again

[Jay @PieceOfJayVA]

his ass can ladade ladado ladadum

[breezeh @briscoepark]

this photo is actually insane

[💫AstralWingz💫 @Zhane_Star]

I never seen a snake chew until now wtf

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

It’s a bummer you pushed legislation that doesn’t allow victims of the same accident you had to get the same monetary benefit.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

I think everyone is Team Mexico here.

Justice for the families of the people murdered by ICE.

[soli @solisolsoli]

The New American Gothic, 2017, by Criselda Vasquez

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “Don’t tell me to wear a mask.” “Don’t force a vaccine.” “Don’t tell me to stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply. Don’t die.”

[Sajna!✭ @ilysajna]

When I rub my eyes a lot when they’re closed

[Colb @___Colb___]

You try to eat right and make healthy choices and now you’re rewarded with a potential parasitic infection that is insane.

[Shannon @shannonplante]

Hey America, just fyi hereditary passing of positions of power in running a country is something you only find in monarchies and dictatorships.

Weird you’d need reminding of this.