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"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." ~Andy Rooney

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"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." ~Joe Weinstein

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"You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog." ~Carl Icahn (An Executive in the Car Industry)

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"My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!" ~Craig Shoemaker

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"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes,1 with a cats picture, and he ran around in circles." ~ Steven Wright

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"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." ~Unknown

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"Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." ~Lewis Grizzard

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"My dog is pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing." ~Lonzo Idolswine

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"Dogs feel that they should always ride with you in the car in case they need to bark at nothing right in your ear." ~Dave Barry

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"A cat sees us as the dogs. A cat sees himself as the human." ~Unknown

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"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around." ~Unknown

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"A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog." ~E. N. Westcott

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"If I were a dog, I would have bitten you already." ~Unknown

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"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." ~Unknown

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"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either." ~Unknown

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"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." ~Sue Murphy

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"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." ~Franklin P Jones

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"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail." ~Fran Lebowitz

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"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." ~ Ambrose Bierce

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"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails." ~ Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter