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[Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers]

Will someone please explain March Madness to me? I'm way more mad in April when my taxes are due.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

We used to seek the wisdom of older people to help navigate life, now we need a 9 year old to come over everyday to help us navigate the web

[perfectputt @perfectputt]

@storkiegirl good to spend some time with you guys. Enjoy your day.

[perfectputt @perfectputt]

@storkiegirl it was beautiful but pink and fun are ruining my fav song

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

The most charming thing about snow is nothing.

[perfectputt @perfectputt]

Awesome Public Storage! Thanks. #HGTVNewYear

[perfectputt @perfectputt]

@storkiegirl @weatherchannel @Sparksgrandma thx SOOOOOOO much.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

When you set your clocks back an hour, why does it get dark 3 hours earlier?

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Walked by a shake shack with no line and didn't get anything. Where do I go to pick up healthy choice award?

[Just a Harmless Little Fuzzball @Paladin007]

@JimGaffigan When an elongated fish hits your like a big pizza pie that's a moray

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I think we can all agree the turkey bacon experiment was a failure.

[Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers]

Adorable 9-year-old boy on my flight from LA to NY told me this joke: “How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face.” I had to laugh.

[Denis Leary @denisleary]

One good thing about govt shutdown: CNN has officially become the 24/7 People Yelling At Other People Yelling Channel.

[Kathleen Madigan @kathleenmadigan]

I wonder if Miley ever wonders why Adele just stands there in a nice outfit and sings. And then rents a u-haul for her Grammys.

[perfectputt @perfectputt]

@storkiegirl aarp has articles about international retirement.

[perfectputt @perfectputt]

@PopeJohnPaulll @julancar Freaked when I saw this. After all the guy is dead!

[Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers]

NY Fashion Week has begun! The city that never sleeps is now invaded by the women that never eat.

[perfectputt @perfectputt]

@storkiegirl courier must hsve acct set to not allow retweetd

[perfectputt @perfectputt]

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[perfectputt @perfectputt]

Trying to retweet a post. I have no idea.