Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach

bink bink

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

Oh you like boys? Name one that’s back in town.

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

Cats are like if dogs were monkeys

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

The best games were invented by women: “remember when” and “what if”

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

The feminine urge to be told by a man to “brush it off”

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

You’re slow blinking and making biscuits? I’m crying and you’re slow blinking and making biscuits…

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

Unsure how the barista feels about me

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

@asshike_ @selfpunisher I love brunettes

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

Pompous ass tree…

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

Woke up in a cold sweat from a woman in my dream yelling at me “No because these were for the tomato initiatives!”

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

I pooped at Balthazar and nobody there knew you…

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

“IRLs ignore” …and now I’ve seen your taint…

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

Murse (male curse)

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

When someone says you’ve had 7 beers but you’ve only had 2…the modelo effect

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

I’m so sick in the head these are just normal cakes and twinkies to me

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

Who up beating they dead horse?

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

Trying to do the Jerk in my nonslips to impress my coworkers

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

“Let’s get retarded” Dua’s version

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

What are British people gonna do when natural selection takes the gene that makes them sound American when they sing?

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

Im in a really architectural time in my life

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

Mom pulled up with the mini Brat Broom