Michaela

professional overthinker

[Michaela @perflenator]

I have chosen to be childfree and I think it’s odd how I seem to care more about my hypothetical nonexistent kids than a lot of people do about their own real life kids🤔

[Michaela @perflenator]

Inprovement requires consistency, but always remember that consistency does not require perfection!

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female.

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.

[Michaela @perflenator]

Hot take: I LOVE when evil people die🥰

[Michaela @perflenator]

to be free from “family”

[Vivian @suchnerve]

traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store

[Michaela @perflenator]

I MISS HALLOWEEN

[P² @DreMacsAMillion]

Someone who worked in all 3 branches of government is losing to a reality tv host.

[🇯🇲 Quinn 🌿🦍🌿 @__Quinn510__]

Men with daughters who voted Trump, yall are really, really bad fathers.

[spelunky shore @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.

[m’kaila🫒🧃 @mkailasobLIVion]

this is what yall voted for btw

[Big O 🦍 @__BigO__]

Looking your daughter in the eye and then voting against her rights is crazy too me

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.

[Michaela @perflenator]

I HAAAAATE LIVING WITH MY PARENTS

[yas @folklaris]

all I’m gonna say is don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever think that you shouldn’t speak up about your abusers bc they could potentially k**l themselves. If they do, IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT, it will never be.

[Michaela @perflenator]

I need a mall pretzel with fake cheese right now

[Michaela @perflenator]

I am positive a huge chunk of men thrive off being so beyond annoying cause why act so dumb and obnoxious when it makes people hate you they have to enjoy it it’s so cringe