The White Larry Bird

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

@JeffNeal793 @HuskGuys You’re being a bummer dude. Walking around all day saying stuff like that can’t be good for your soul

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Anyhow that’s my grindr bio! Ok so moving onto the army stuff,

[Patrick “Pistol” McGillicuddy II @pat_pistol_ii]

@DubzBob Ranked choice is pretty based in theory. In practice I’m pretty sure it would result in more liberals winning elections so I’m not a fan.

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

@BBC_Yaira_Lover @extramicrowave Do you think your grandmother would be proud of the way you act in your life?

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

@chr1st0pherk1ng @LetsSlapDongs When you’ve responded to an account like that you’ve already lost.

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

@TommyyyyHCS @LadySaffronVT What is your highest level of educational attainment?

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

@Heyitsamber99 @_GooeyGUI_ Why?

[levi @cordhorse]

going to applebees on a sunday with a condom in my wallet

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

If I was in charge sour cream would be way more sour

[Spooky Brian Graham 🦬🎃 @iroasmas]

i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.”

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

@mertonesque Performative culture is the current equivalent of hipsters. Matcha has replaced the IPA and Clairo is the new neutral milk hotel. It’s a cruel world

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

#HumanRights

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In the current context, we are seeing an actual “short circuit” of #HumanRights. The right to freedom of expression, freedom of conscience, religious freedom, and even the right to life are being restricted in the name of other so-called new rights, with the result that the very framework of human rights is losing its vitality and creating space for force and oppression. This occurs when each right becomes self-referential, and especially when it becomes disconnected from reality, nature, and truth.

[charels @relscd]

Women don’t like me so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

Incredible how you can tell the exact moment trump goes off script in any given press conference

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

Woke Freddy mercury be like:
fat bottomed boys you make the rocking wolrd go round

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

Cooze eating consultant

[♡ @taesdawn26]

sinners end credits are insane. gotta respect a deeply researched film.

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

Skyscraper a tough name when you think about it

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

Calvin And Hobbes
Bill Watterson-2.27.85

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

These are the takes that I am on twitter for. Truly unintelligible to the average human being

[Oscar Romayne @vox_vis]

@WraithLaFrentz Both cases are repressed trans
The "man" is a shamefast chaser and respecting that the trans women he chases ARE women would cause a (needed) crisis of identity
The "woman" doesn't want to be perceived as a straight woman, but doesn't understand they are a gay man

[The White Larry Bird @perhaps_joseph]

Do NOT believe the allegations. I did nothing!