Cold Heir

UM Grad. semi-amateur gamer. Join my hierarchy. Follow me you dweeb.

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

Dawn's amber fingers grip the world in their fiery grasp, illuminating that which wishes it were obscured by darkness. An insect with far too many legs and eyes scuttles for the safety and cold of compressed loam. The coming storm turns amber to grey, and tainted water flows.

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

If the money didn't change you, did you really get the money?

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@MLS Your league is a joke

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@USMNTX His height would have nothing to do with it. Millions of middle schoolers every year get their dreams crushed after dedicating their lives to basketball, then never getting the growth spurt they need to ever be good at it.

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

The weight of the knowledge I hold is tenfold the meager mass of your cheap mail and plate.

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

Knights will see you cast abyssal hellfire and say, "ok, but he can't do that while wearing heavy armor."

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

Don't even bother with [testicular torsion] anymore. Any knight worth half the weight of their own armor is wearing blessed undergarments nowadays.

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@ManagerTactical It's not even a bad move for him. He can get good first team minutes that gks desperately need to find consistency and form.

[Favian Renkel @FavianRenkel]

Imagine LeBron James not going to an All-star Game.

The outcry would be astronomical.

#MLS

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@FavianRenkel It sets a tone. Messi doesn't see it as a serious league, and he just does what he wants within it. He sees it as a playground for him and his buddies to stay fit for a little while longer.

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@Sebastrigol @ManagerTactical "EU is light-years ahead of the rest of the world" they say with a starting lineup featuring 6 from the Americas, 2 Africans, and 3 from Europe (only one is the nationality of the country the team is in)

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@5isDaBest @11Yanks I love this copium stat because not only does it ignore assists and discount actual goal scored, he was also out with injury for the entirety of december, missing games verus mid and bottom table teams.

[Allen Womack @allenwomack17]

A hotel room in Tennessee

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@zackmully @ProspectsUsmnt They are doing well, but "balling out" is certainly a stretch. They have both been in and out of the starting 11 all season, with Weston recently finding a run of starts. There is definitely some anti american bias there, but I don't think that there is much more to it.

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@ProspectsUsmnt He would be heralded as one of our greatest, but not a smoking gun type player that can be held up and said to be in any arguments for "world class" or elite tiers. His club situation has just been way too shaky for so long.

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@RChurch44 @reformussoccer @ussoccer You need to go take a coloring book business class.

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@RChurch44 @reformussoccer @ussoccer All that to say. The market WAS there. It was real, and it could have thrived. Memphis has a huge soccer first population just like many other major US cities. They just squandered the opportunity.

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@RChurch44 @reformussoccer @ussoccer I'm from the 901 Area that just folded. The team was not doing well, but the inaugural season was incredible. There was real hype behind the team at first, but a mix of poor marketing, lack of Div 1 pro status, and playing in a dilapidated baseball stadium all made holes in it.

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@USMNTSoccerCard @jibringhurst @scuffedpod Maybe, but it feels like a bad look. One would think with his current form, he would be unbenchable, but with a Portuguese manager in charge and Felix in his spot, who knows?

[Cold Heir @perhapswhy]

@Milan4eva1026 This was talked about a lot recently. If it's an American versus a European and the manager has to make some choices. American on the chopping block every time, in form or not.

Or maybe it is just some Portuguese nepotism here.