Chris (usually)

Directed Software for @LabPandemic. He/Him/They/Them/Nemesis. (Did Perl at @followerwonk, though the tests no longer exist) also @[email protected]

[Chris (usually) @perigrin]

@rabcyr_alt I’d like to blame my governor but I’m not sure that’s fair to all the other asshats out there.

[Chris (usually) @perigrin]

@rabcyr_alt Man ray tube

[Followerwonk @followerwonk]

📢 Followerwonk has been acquired by @tweepsmap.

All Followerwonk users can now access new capabilities on the Tweepsmap dashboard like engagement metrics and publishing to Twitter and other social networks.

[Followerwonk @followerwonk]

Followerwonk is currently down. It appears Twitter has suspended our application. A banner on the developer portal page indicates an email was sent with details. We have received no such email.

We have opened a support ticket with Twitter and await a response.

[Chris (usually) @perigrin]

@rabcyr_alt Huh … wtf

[Followerwonk @followerwonk]

As you may have noticed, things at Twitter are a little weird, now. We're preparing for the possibility that we'll lose access to the Twitter API, at least temporarily as soon as Monday, February 13th.

We hope that doesn't happen, but if it does, here's what you can expect. 🧵

[Chris (usually) @perigrin]

@holophrastic_an @stevanlittle @genehack Stay away from the gifs of brown acid.

[Chris (usually) @perigrin]

@mmancuso2013 Which is I guess in brand for a shower curtain? And possibly chocolate sauce…

[Chris (usually) @perigrin]

@Lady_Aleena @officialDannyT @imcorinnemec Quesadillas are grilled cheese using tortillas
Empandas are kinda-sorta hot pockets
Tamales are meat wrapped in corn meal wrapped in a corn husk and steamed … there's nothing analogous

I just white boy-ed all over this, but I hope it helps. They're all delicious btw.

[Chris (usually) @perigrin]

For the first time in two years I blogged something:
https://t.co/VBJc7XuJT3

[Christopher J. Marcinko @christoperj]

I laughed at this harder than I care to admit

[Chris (usually) @perigrin]

@MikeBudzik @RealChrisSays And the counting crowd

[Chris (usually) @perigrin]

@MikeBudzik @RealChrisSays Painted Black! (Was racking my head trying to come up with a song for black)
Orange Crush (I cheated … and was instantly ashamed that I hadn’t thought of it)
Tie a Yellow Ribbon
Blue suede shoes
Mr. Brownstone

[Chris (usually) @perigrin]

@MikeBudzik @RealChrisSays White sports coat and a pink crustacean
Big yellow taxi
Red right hand
Purple people eater

[Chris (usually) @perigrin]

@d_feldman Not sure why they’d kick you out—it’s the bird chosen by the groom bird to assist in the ceremony, usually holding the ring and organizing the bachelor party.

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@mmancuso2013 I’ve always wanted to teach them to tow boats through canals. Beagles and Locks just sound like they go together y’know?

[Chris (usually) @perigrin]

@refrag Reluctantly crouched at the starting line …

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@mmancuso2013 Avocado interventions are no joke. Preventing just one avocado from a life of crime reduces everyone’s burden from the avocado prison industrial system.

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@rabcyr_alt Bear app has a watch app … never used it though