Gil Faizon

The (occasional) uncensored PG-13 thoughts and feelings of a hopeless romantic

[Ben Baby @Ben_Baby]

Bengals WR Ja’Marr Chase is back at practice. Been in concussion protocol.

[Cam @Cam31Schlittler]

Drinking dat dirty water

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

it's a damn shame that the hotdog eating contest got pushed to ESPN2 in favor of Wimbledon #wewonthewar

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

@The33rdTeamFB can we check that math on 0.83% @The33rdTeamFB

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

ugh this fashion show is making me feel so #fat

[Blaise @BlaiseyJTweetz]

ESPN should promote Stephen A Smith from NBA Analyst to NBA Associate

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

@BOO_yaah elijah goes to jupiter to get more stupider

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is Sex and the City meets The Hangover #iwishiwasntwearingthisfuckingshirt

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

here we are 8 years later and not a damn thing has changed

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

it's a damn shame that the hotdog eating contest got pushed to ESPN2 in favor of Wimbledon #wewonthewar

[Matthew Slater, future Hall of Famer @BOO_yaah]

this online dating shit is easy 😤

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

have been doing some field research and tequila shots also fall into this category

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

Keystones are like Lays; bet you can't have just one

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

@czanelli23 rockstar shit

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

would be huge to be able to highlight text and press caps lock to make it all capitalized at once @elonmusk can we get a team on this?

[Matthew Slater, future Hall of Famer @BOO_yaah]

Doctor: “do you have any trouble relaxing?”

Me: “nah I chill like super hard”

Doctor: *under breath while scribbling notes* “this kid is cool as fuck...”

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

@riclyman i was 14

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

I thought Mary Kate and Ashley were 3 people until I was 14.

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

shoutout to the mute button for shooting 100% on calls. don’t know what i’d do without you

[Chester Copperpot @CerebralTakes]

#BigTimePlayersMakeBigTimePlays

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

@brian_g_5 wow. you see right through me. while i’m at it, we also have elevators

[Gil Faizon @perilol]

it just now hit me that every morning when i get to work i look behind me to see if i should hold the revolving door for the next person. yikes