Amanda Crawford

Gets up, does stuff, goes to bed.

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

Hey @BatleyFestival - you've got the wrong @periplum! You're after @periplumUK. Shame they're missing all the likes & retweets :)

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

@BatleyFestival hello! I think you're after @PeriplumUK

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

Hey hey, @appetitestoke! Think you're after @PeriplumUK.

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

“I have found that if you let a poem sit around long enough, you come to see and hear it better.” —Gary Snyder http://t.co/01hsI5pL

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

The Cityrail recorded voice-over lady keeps calling us 'customers'. I wish she'd say 'passengers'. Much more adventuresome.

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

So according to fashion-speak we are currently transeasonal which is totally on-trend, none of which I understand at all.

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

Once upon a time Sydney had dumb public transport. It still does. The end.

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

Chappy walking in front of me is clopping along in time with my iPod #awinforrhythm

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

Other people have accidentally swallowed flies today, right?

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

And no, it's not a 'special' day, and no, it isn't 'amazing' and no, you really don't need to 'soak it up.' #twelvefreakinnothing

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

12 freakin' 12 freakin' 12 freakin' no-one freakin' cares!

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

Hee hee: Explosive Detection Dogs #semantics

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

Does anyone know what a 'post-literate intellectual' actually is?

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

Just received a book shop catalogue in the mail (awesome), with about a hundred book marks (confusing?).

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

Dear iodine, you would have been much more effective on my toe than my clothes #firstaidfail

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

A time of abundance. / Nobody dies, nobody goes hungry. / No sound except the roar of the wheat. —Louise Glück http://t.co/pn7jA4A0

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

Guy on train wearing footy shorts with leg up on pole #view

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

Just typed 'mountainscape' now can't stop thinking 'manscape' #distractingwordrepetition

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

You can't just delete words from dictionaries. Wrongness http://t.co/NFPwwlyh via @guardian (Also, 'Onions' great surname for lexicographer)

[Amanda Crawford @periplum]

So I edited five 'partnership's out of an article today only to find them edited back in. A win for repetition & the status quo #snore