LIZ 🌻🐯🤞

Liz they/them 28 ☀️♐ 🌙♉ 🔼♒ my current goal is: get forklift certified and make money

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

following up on this, the pharmacist reached out 3 months later with a heyyyy text, meaning they wanted me back, meaning they mustve been doing rough without me too bad so sad

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

i dont just need my job to fail when i quit i need the building to explode

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

had a nightmare it was my wedding day and i was marrying my ex. and i soent the whole dream trying to figure out how to tell everyone i didnt want to get married.

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

today my sister learned what the french call orgasm and shes flumoxed. "dying?? what kinda sex are they having in france??"

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

chose to gym instead of smoke. we pickin healthier methods this quarter!!

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

time to move audaciously 😈👿

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

the only thing worse than doing it shitty is not doing it at all; just start

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

got hit with the realization that i havent thrown up in months and its all cuz i switched jobs

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

im blocked!! 🥳🥳🥳🙂‍↕️

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

october is for boldness

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

im gonna ask out that hot jerk

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

3. if you used to be silly but have stopped all effort must be made to return to silliness

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

yes that guy was hot but he was also a huge jerk.

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

i wish i knew when to lie and when to tell the truth.

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

i gotta gain weight and ill use the calorie tracker to be accountable.

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

ive already begun infecting my workspace with my mannerisms (pointing when i agree, wagging my finger especially when i agree)

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

i got a new job and i want to live what the hell

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

She always spitting facts 😭😭😭

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

ooooooh. shes got crab-bucket mentality, thats why she acts like that

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

croque monsieur if you please

[LIZ 🌻🐯🤞 @perishknight]

making a torture jibjab when i get home