sam

elbert 💖 | she/her | boba enthusiast 🧋| your average disney adult

[sam @periwinkle_sam]

I’m going to start a thread of what kids tell me in my classroom 🧵

The other day the kids had pizza for lunch and one kid looks at me and says I don’t like when my mom cooks me pizza at home it’s gross

[flo 🎀 @erodarryx]

“and to my brother i miss you every day but especially on days like today. i know we’d have been celebrating today together!”

[AniyaCore @AniyaCore]

OMGGG THIS IS LITERALLY WHOLESOME !

[ny @hisprivatestory]

Two dumb bitches telling each other exactly

[uni❤️‍🔥 @nerdphobik]

oh trinity that Victoria’s Secret angel contract is being written as we speak

[Mak @mak_aura]

I hope it passes in EVERY state!!

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

🩷

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Zeina @_Zeinabou]

She should’ve gotten this when she was 15 btw

[susa @prinkasusa]

you are not mad enough.
they ATE the babies.
they R*PED the toddlers.
they TR*FFICKED Pre-teens.
and THEY are the current world leaders.
wake up from your ignorance and care.

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[ᅠ @artindetails]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[ava🐞 iso chuck boston ga @takemewayback]

“is president trump eligible to run for a third term?” “i’d have to review” WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU NEED TO REVIEW WE WERE TAUGHT AS CHILDRENNNNNNN AS KIDS THAT PRESIDENTS CANT SERVE MORE THAN 2 TERMSSSSSS OMFFOGKRKSKDOWOWO WHYW OUMD HE BE ABLE TO RUN AGAIM YOU FUCKING FREAKS

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

me in 2060 when the one direction biopic comes out and it get’s to liam’s choreo during strip that down

[⟡ @cosypixie]

⠀🌿🪻🦋🌿🪻🦋🌿🪻🦋🌿🪻🦋🌿
🦋better days are coming, hang in there🪻
🪻better days are coming, hang in there🦋
🌿better days are coming, hang in there🌿
🦋better days are coming, hang in there🪻
🪻better days are coming, hang in there🦋
🌿🦋🪻🌿🦋🪻🌿🦋🪻🌿🦋🪻🌿

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

3 generations of twins who raised me

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

And like Miley Cyrus said:

“I didn’t talk badly about you—I talked about what you did to me. If that makes you look bad, that’s not my problem anymore.”

[Liam @sasukesugu]

celeste rivas was not a “woman” or a “girlfriend” she was a THIRTEEN year old GIRL and a VICTIM of grooming and sexual abuse