Perkichu

im teh tru king uv sweg, burn nd razed en Kanto biches. all uv yu ar fagits.

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Me: nok nok.
Yu: hooz there.
Me: ur an.
Yu: ur an hoo?
Me: ur an fagit.

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Gess hooz bak! Eye misd al mi fagits!

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@BriellaMota did I menchin taht I hav teh powr uv elektricity?

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@manderz800 fagits r goin 2 hell.

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teh trooth abowt italians...

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Q: Wutz teh defrence bitween yu and Obuma?
A: He iz teh prezidint and ur stil just an fagit.

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Rt ef yur happee taht itz fryday!

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Rt if yur inspyred

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Rt ef yur acualy an yard sale

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n den teh lord sed

'let der b sweg'

n he creatid me

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mai job resume:

- i hav sweg
- profeshunul yoloer
- i fukd ur bich
- ur an fagit
- hire me

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Teh truthe abowt teh feemale raec

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Rt ef yu wood slap yur mum becuz yolo

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Rt ef yu wahnt an rilashionship lyk dis

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Rt 2 raize awarenes

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rt 2 raize awarenes http://t.co/rfzuP3dAL3

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sumtiems ppl try 2 hard 2 b perfekt...

u nede 2 realize...

dat ur an fagit n dats nevr guna change

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Bichez b lyke "im stil an virgin"

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life tip:

do'nt b an fagit