James Perkins

General nerd, music-lover and higher education staffer.

Arsenal fan, unsure if you know but they won the league this year.

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You don’t have to worry about the people who ‘want to watch the world burn’ - it’s people like me who want to play around with the candle wax you need to keep an eye on

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Make sure to look after your local goths during this heatwave, even 85p can buy a goth a bottle of water

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Undertaker in Japan, 1994

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@LaurensJulien @ZohranKMamdani @5liveSport I’m sure he was star struck meeting an Arsenal legend!

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@now_arsenaI Isn’t this just the 25/26 originals tee?

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@CoachDanGo Which Oura did you wear, I can wear mine to swim?

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@gherkinrowsell @wolfalicemusic I can imagine / probably still finding glitter after all this time !

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@gazettenewsdesk But if he goes back 11 years his own party were power sharing, the outcome of that period of government leading us to where we are today.

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@DanhausenAD Midsommaehausen 🙌🙌

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@SeanDZWalsh He’s bargain hunting by trying various NowTV discount codes for sky sports he had googled

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@SuppressedSikh He’s actually appearing on BBC first but they tape their coverage in advance 😂

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It wasn’t done yet, until it was ❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Did what he set out to do.

Your 2025/26 Player of the Season, Declan Rice 🏅

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First sentence - okay!
Second sentence - burn it with fire!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW’ will be the next film shown at The Sphere in Las Vegas.

The original 1975 film will be enhanced with AI imagery for the experience.

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Just remember kids, he’s coming back to be a ‘different’ PM…😩

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has pledged to keep the state pension triple lock if he becomes Prime Minister

[@theipaper]

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@ALLRIGHTIDIOTS I saw this and remembered the Falklands right now. Is that special, too?

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I may not take my football liturgies from a man who works for Red Bull 🤷‍♂️

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 Jürgen Klopp has launched a scathing attack on the cooling breaks being used during this World Cup. 👊

"Football is being held hostage by executives sitting in air-conditioned offices.

These breaks are being presented as a shield for player welfare, a noble weapon against the heat. In reality, they are nothing more than a golden cage built for sponsors.

When I saw players standing around during cooling breaks while television timeouts dictated the rhythm of the match, I couldn't help but ask myself: who is the World Cup really serving?

The supporters? The players? Or the advertisers?

A World Cup match should flow like a river. Instead, we are building dams in the middle of it so commercials can be shown.

It's dangerous for the spirit of the game. Football used to be the main event, but it now risks becoming background music for an advertising show."

He didn't hold back. 👏👏

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@PolitlcsUK Has someone put Graham Potter in makeup?

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@LauraKirk12 Whatever could you mean 😩

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@PlayStalgiaX Pandemonium 2

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So nice to be starting this season as we finished the last

[Premier League @premierleague]

First look at the 2026/27 Premier League table 👀

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@FrankyBabes @Ioniancel Denarii

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@katie_awfc Credit to @timstillman_