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pls ignore me i only use this account when i am VERY intoxicated

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old people: why won’t my children give me grandkids????

also old people:

[Pauline Hanson 🇦🇺 @PaulineHansonOz]

That’s the final nail in the coffin.

RIP Net Zero!

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@rarestbarbie liberals who do not accept that trans people can in fact change their sex but also think it’s rude to not indulge us

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@prerecessiongrl bats

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zendaya watching two men have symbolic sex in challengers (2024):
haha fuck yeah

zendaya watching two men having symbolic sex in dune part two (2024):
what the fuck this sucks

[lily▫️blessed by DUNE 3 trailer @woo_sbeanie]

some sex scenes dont have to have sex in them

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@DanRShafer with respect to hong, she did not have the rizz of a mamdani or even el-sayed. the success she had is almost entirely attributable to the popularity of her positions.

[kevin @kevinrods7]

white people be like yeah we’re playing with our car trunk

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tbh kind of perfect representation for an author, series, and fan base who are all certain the best the world has to offer has already come and gone

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cool how there’s a major hollywood project that if someone signs on to it reveals that person is simultaneously a sellout, a hack, anti-art, and has no qualms with contributing to the ongoing persecution of a minority group that is about 1% of the population

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Nicholas Hoult Joins 'Harry Potter' Season 2 As Gilderoy Lockhart https://t.co/U1DtmKoENw

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it’s only been 15 years, most of the original cast is still working, vfx will be more polished but is still the same technology, art direction is identical, only content from the books not in the movies is filler, there is simply no justification to make the series other than $$$

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@miawaukee center of civilization tbh

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@LETHIMCOOOK tenetenet, tenetenetenet, tenetenetenetenet

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beautiful trans woman who recently moved to edgewater theyre saying she’s serving carp

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@ContraPoints @hecubian_devil “managing bouts of the shits” = having a few extra kids because you know half are going to die by age 10

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having the two guys on the right standing closer to the camera but still facing dr grant is 5000 iq blocking

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

he was about to play in that kids fucking face

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@PopBase big dawg you just have to wiggle your left index finger like a little bit 😭😭😭

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@Trey_Explainer few months after wife and i came out to her family MIL hit the family gathering with “i’ve given up on ever having grandchildren” directed at her trans son, lesbian daughter, and het daughter who had been struggling to conceive

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@birdmoder in international cheese competitions the winners are either from switzerland, france, or wisconsin

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@tonyhawktruther doesn’t specify whose breast milk it is tho 👀👀

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@ecyrbhunter spielberg is the mozart of filmmaking. keep in mind mozart died at 35.