Kevin Perkins

The truth has no defense against a fool determined to believe a lie. -- Mark Twain

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@MattSpiegs Jed's top priority is 5-6 RPs with 97+ mph velocity & high spin rates to join Palencia & Zeferjahn in the Pen. Then, pay up to re-sign Holmes & Peterson. The Cubs blew 28 Saves this year.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@DOM_Frederic I want 5 Ws out of the next 7 games. Then let's see what the standings look like.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@Cubs @NuveenInv I think this guy is the Cubs starting LF next year.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@bret8202 @Acyn Hey, Brett GFY, MAGA moron.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@DOM_Frederic My goddamn Center Fielder.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@therealdnice24 @thescorechicago @MattSpiegs Listening. It's still, apparently, an acquired skill.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@moralesupplyco @DOM_Frederic For the record, DOM. Not leaving.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@StephenMBlack82 @TheDemocrats @growing_daniel @StephenM Ask Obersturmfuhrer Miller.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@Alihashem How's that Iran Obama deal that Trump tore up looking now?

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@DOM_Frederic Just going to throw this out there: the Cubs should probably make 2 or 3 bullpen additions. Like, real soon.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@DudeMan_Podcast @kylegriffin1 Ever had wife who had a miscarriage and the remainder of the fetus wouldn't detach? Your wife ever have an ectopic pregnancy? NO? Then shut the fuck up, Frank.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@Cubs @WatchMarquee @MotorolaUS @DOM_Frederic Best 9. Find an easy out in this lineup.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@bglaeser8 Uh, greatest deadline acquisition would probably be Rick Sutcliffe in 1984. Went 16-1, 2.69, bWAR 3.9, but sure, cling to any franchise relevance you can.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@DOM_Frederic That 'city' has no idea how good it is to be us. #cubsin4

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@MLBBruceLevine Mets get NO ONE off the 26-man Roster. This is a F'n rental. This is a P. Ramirez, & 2 Cubs Top 20-30 prospects deal.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@DOM_Frederic If you've ever played for a winner there's something that always happens. You get to the point where you expect to win. You are almost stunned when you do lose. It is the greatest feeling you can imagine.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@Russ_Dorsey1 @thescorechicago I believe this would be an excellent time to ask Miami what they would like for Sandy Alcantara.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@DOM_Frederic IYKYK. The Federal Landmark is unmatched.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@DOM_Frederic In all seriousness. Game is on the line. Winning run at 2nd Base. How does he NOT block that ball with his body? Cubs doing whatever it takes to win. Cincinnati....well, being the dickballers that they are.

[Kevin Perkins @perkins_kevin]

@DOM_Frederic I feel like genuflecting when I enter the Federal Landmark. You really can't describe it if you've never been there.