Kelwyn Perkins

Local plumber for Mansfield area, Unit 11 Grove St. 01623 438281. Boiler install & repair, bathroom refurbs and general plumbing. Renewables & Solar on request.

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Pretty much puts it a lot more eloquently than I could, best I could come up with is it boils my piss.

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@EmmaManzini Burnt food puts hair on your chest ;-)

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@bbclaurak No one is interested anymore, the forty Tory re-moaners are not going to interfere with Brexit. Move on, go to the beach and top-up your tan.

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@morrishgp If you can piss, you can plumb, apparently ;-)

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@morrishgp @DPDgroup_news Yup, engine off, eating my lunch. Jumped out, picked up bits. He was coming out of a house as I drove up. It’s an old van was his first response. Got an official letter saying their driver was an angel etc. Should have just nutted the Twat and been done with it.

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@morrishgp @DPDgroup_news I was parked, they smashed wing mirror. Switched on, found him round corner. Got a letter from fleet manager saying my fault. Cunts.

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@NatWestBusiness Applied on 6th May, Bankrupt (untrue), rang up. Waited a week, nothing. Rang up, told re-apply. I did, now a second letter, cancelled (again). Account shows a loan account with a balance of zero. What is going on? Contact me, follow me.

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@SkyNews I’ve advocated this all my life, for the people who wish to opt out, do so. It’s going to help a lot more people, who otherwise would either of died or be debilitated and unable to carry on with their life.

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Coronavirus: Captain Tom Moore to be knighted after raising £33m for NHS https://t.co/Wsnt11DJWV

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Love this :-)

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

A memory that will last a lifetime 🤗
https://t.co/UOr0BGWf5i

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@SFJoness He’s an Oscar for sure.

[Captain Sir Tom Moore @captaintommoore]

A message from Tom: "I have very kindly been offered lots of lovely items, such as walkers, chairs and other items. I have everything I need, so instead of giving to me, perhaps you could donate these generous offers to a local care home. Thank you”

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@SAMSIANGAS Just changed one over in Mansfied couple of weeks ago.

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@EmmaManzini Big pile of toilet roll should cushion the impact, and lets face it, we have plenty ;-) Oh wait, sold out, sorry my bad.

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@pbplumber All heart Pete!

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@example What a prat, are you saying people with an inferior intellect to yours aren’t entitled to an opinion? Grow up and just be thankful for what you’ve got. Democracy allows everyone an equal vote you supercilious self serving moron.

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@hifilarry @NiaSinjorina @WhatsEuroPinion @bbclaurak @BBCOne @BBCNews Block me as well you whinging snowflake ;-)

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@JohnHannah :-) still out this morning though aren’t you? Enjoy your day, life’s to short to worry about piffle.

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@eljonesuk Note to self: buy a pen holder ;-)

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@jezatrix @wagatwe Ok 2).1a