Catherine Champoux

Customer Service Guru, Marketo Certified Expert, cat lover, wine aficionado

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

@Senff Urgh. Way to rain on my parade MARK.

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

New diet idea: salt everything SO MUCH that all you’ll want to do is drink water instead of eating

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

@Bloomex_canada What does a girl need to do to get a refund for was already a pitiful service and is now a disaster? I have tried emailing, calling, live chatting… I am getting NO RESPONSE.

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

Some lady’s bag hit mine as she walked by me in the subway and our bags « clinked » as the protected bottles of wine hit each other. We are now kindred spirits.

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

Watching Game of Thrones during a global pandemic feels a lot like going to a bar during a sober month..... Just sayin'

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

Patience level - master: letting someone else load your dishwasher and not reloading it 5 minutes later.

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

I want to have the same confidence towards my skinny jeans that my cat has for tiny boxes #ifIfitsIsit

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

Who looked at a palm tree and thought “let me rip you down to your core and eat you”? Because that guy was a genius

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

If you put an egg on it, it 100% qualifies as breakfast

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

Honey, if I can smell your perfume through my sweat soaked mask... ya over did it #truth

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

(Re)Watched the Kingsman Golden Circle tonight and had forgotten @eltonofficial was in it. What a gem <3

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

Why is feta cheese so darn good? Seriously tho... why???? #saltbomb #cheeselover #cantstopwontstop

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

Woohoo! Got me re-certified on #Marketo https://t.co/WCmpVjrEKf

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

Hey @TD_Insurance - so twice now I was promised a call back that never came. I chatted with 3 different agents on chat. Now am being told to cancel my policy, I have to go back on hold... really????

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

Anyone else feel like we're in the Hunger Games? Forest fires, Covid, killer hornets.... Looks like Suzanne Collins saw this coming!

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

@TD_Insurance Thank you. I have sent you a message and hope you will be able to resolve my issue.

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

@TDMelocheMonnex what does a girl gotta do to speak to someone? Twice I waited over 2 hours on hold... Your competitors are much faster at picking up... ;)

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

From now on, I will treat my work like I'm Sgt Olivia Benson. I'm going to be a full on boss lady but if I start whispering sentences to you... you know things went sideways

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

Me: I don't need technology. I'm not addicted like those millennials. I can totally do old school

Also me when Google Calendar goes down:

"WHAT AM I TO DO?!?! Halp!!" #SixWordHorrorStory #googlecalendar #FirstWorldProblems

[Catherine Champoux @perkutoCat]

When SFDC is down... #technodependent #taketherestofthedayoff #solost