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[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[eliz @eliza___v]

Got charged for a free trial I forgot to cancel and I apparently chose the annual option

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[ຸ @amalahourly]

this case will forever haunt me

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[mars @slimsickoh]

@bassthinker fuck my fucking chungus life

[𖤐 @perkyperpy]

when is lucki gonna get on that ozempic 🤔

[𖤐 @perkyperpy]

@chiefkashh pretty bitches be a lil slow 😣🖤

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

what the fuck is chicago doing in illinois

[𖤐 @perkyperpy]

@ceezyisnthome @vloneshlime LMFAOOO

[‘Cundo 🇵🇸 @FacundoXXII]

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