Mikey Tarts

I am a purple he/him. Everything is purple. Everything. Except when it's puce. Eurovision. Running. Knitting. Kouign-amann. #shmajent

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Anyone else getting mono audio only on their microphone after iOS 18, in spite of settings? Stereo beforehand… @AppleSupport ?

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@t0nylombardi Hang on. Hang on tight… 988

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How do you respond when a friend blocks you IRL even though evidence and people agree you’re NTA?

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@MattP1Tommy
What if the #vegasgp opening ceremonies took a note from Eurovision? 45 second "postcard" of a team's season accomplishments shown before the drivers introduce the musician, decked out in team colors? Repeat for every team. #thoughts #f1react

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@ImperatorMagnus Considering the alternative‽

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@MattP1Tommy Crazy prediction: no accidents at Eau Rouge/Raidillon. I know, it’s too crazy. Hopefully all ‘em stay safe there.

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@wtf1official 37. It’s prime, it’s reverse is prime, the sum of the first 37 primes is divisible by 37, the corresponding element on the periodic table matches a few letters with my fave F1 driver… plus, y’know, you can craft it like my initials…

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@TheBishF1 Also the last French driver to win until Gasly, no?

[NYCRUNS @NYCRUNS]

The #NYCRUNSCentralPark Half Marathon & 5K is off to a very energetic start! 💪

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Why am I attracted to Jude Law’s Dumbledore?! Is it the beard? Is it the portrayal of a man who cannot betray his ex despite a blood oath? Is it the suit?!

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Doc halves my blood pressure med. Within a few weeks my overall physical feeling is in line with symptoms of anxiety and has been persistent. I've had anxiety, this does not feel like that. "Try some magnesium."

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@ProfCoppermane Where can one then get the speaker/volume repaired on their OG GameBoy? 🤔

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@PlaidberryD D-... Does it taste like glü? (Sorry. So sorry. It was either that or, "Is it glü'ten free?") <3

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For the first time since the global panDemiHemiSemiQuaver began, Lady 'Rona got me.

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@Mets @lguillorme13 @mlbstorenyc I don’t know what I would do. But I would gladly play along as I casually buy jersey 13 from the best beard in baseball ;)

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@TheBishF1 @TheBishF1 I remember (and still have?) your pieces from F1 Racing many moons ago. Whatever you end up doing will be mega. I wish you could be my mentor!

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@ProfCoppermane Kevin McAllister with 24 hours of preparation vs Predator. Who wins?

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@McLarenF1 @LandoNorris Do we really truly have @landonorris to thank for the emergence of hoodies in the paddock? <3

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@kitchenbeard Or else, may the odds be in your... flavor? ;)