PermFeels Damage

I’m Boring & Married w/ 2 babies. Work full time. I’m Offensive. I’m a mess. TBI Survivor. Painfully average looking. Don’t start a fight. I troll well. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[TrueCrimeObsessed @TrueCrimeObsess]

This has been one of the toughest and most interesting cases for us to cover. It called into question everything I thought I knew about the case and Gillian and i disagree A LOT. Binge episodes 1 - 5 right now!
https://t.co/rxurCHn4hy

[PermFeels Damage @permfeels]

@SimpleSpouse Are you wearing pants at least?

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I love True Crime. Since having kids... I can’t listen to anything bad happening to children. 🥺 I can’t handle it!

[Darrell_Ross @RealDarrellRoss]

While at court this morning a young man followed by his wife and carrying his baby boy asked me "Do you remember me?" and I did. He told me he appreciated our conversation during his arrest and he's 'fixing' it.

This is what LEOs call a 'Win'.

Stay strong bro!

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Going to go for it. Need to be back at work in 2 minutes... going to wash my vehicle. Priorities am I right!

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One of my favorite podcasts is Sports Criminals. This week is Tonya Harding. How can anyone treat their child like her mother treated her? It’s so sad!! My kids make me super stressed out but I couldn’t ever treat them badly! @ParcastNetwork

[PermFeels Damage @permfeels]

For those who want to complain about high Insurance Rates. Some people think that accidents are like winning the Lotto and it’s bad. Stop complaining and just get used to it because people are LazyAF and will do anything for a quick buck. #iworktoohardformynothing

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Headed to daycare.

👶🏼- Ride *cries*
👩🏼- Do you want me to play Ride?
👶🏼- Yea

Mommy puts on Ride by Twenty One Pilots.

👶🏼- No! *Cries* Riiiide

Reads screen and hears Ride. 24 songs later... I should have just listened to him. 🤨

[Hello! Peace @reasonably_well]

Hoping that on #FreeAdnanFriday ⁦@SCOTUSblog⁩ grant Cert in Adnan Syed’s appeal #JusticeForHae ⁦@jeepsr4chcks⁩ ⁦⁦@rabiasquared⁩ ⁦@Undisclosedpod⁩

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@SimpleSpouse 😍

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I’m an asshole parent because I picked Mickey Mouse Club House and not Minnie Mouse Club House. #2screamingkids #assholeparent #littlelifeisapparentlyover #willneverrecover #therapyneeded

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Hey Taco Bell. When I order the #8 with soft taco supreme, I should get fucking sour cream. Your people suck balls today. 🤬

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So... in my 20s when I was less of an Asshole. I would say I preferred crunchy Cheetos to Puffs. As I have matured into my 30s, Puffy Cheetos are clearly superior. Just ask me. I ate a whole bag.

[Roberto Shenanigans @Rob_Shenanigans]

Release all the audio + video during this play where you can hear both Garrett & Rudolph, and we'll stop tweeting you about your decision.

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@dutchbrosaz Large Iced Kicker w/ Whip!

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@NFL @nflcommish are we going to require our guys to have to wear flags soon since you’re pussifying the league so much? 🤨 Luckily for you, Cleveland fans have been through hell and back. We will endure and survive. We got our boys’ backs. And you a bitch. 👌🏻 #clevelandbrowns

[Cleveland Sports Talk @CLEsportsTalk]

BREAKING NEWS: Myles Garrett’s indefinite suspension has been upheld.

THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

[Michael Avona 🇺🇸 @MichaelAvona]

To all fans: As a Steelers fan, stop calling Browns fans trash. We’re all just people who are passionate about our teams. It shouldn’t become personal. & if you think Mason played no part in escalating what happened, then it’s hard to take you seriously. A lot went wrong Thursday

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Hey. Yes, you. You scrolling Twitter. I’m having a shit. Just so you’re aware. 💩

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@FanoftheLand13 @BrownsTherapy The Ravens. 😜

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Working from home. Not showering.