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Word on the street, rumors and shitposting for the Permian. PE/E&P/OFS/bottom bitch 😘 Im a idiot TAMU=🍆🤡 liking my own tweets=endorsement 💪

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@ShaleTier7

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@ShaleTier7 You should be an investment banker

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@Rory_Johnston 💦

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@Tejanobrown Why do people still perf, you can make way more money manipulating oil futures ????

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@RealPETE2020

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@Tejanobrown I ❤️ porn on twitter

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@PermiOG We crave farts, you’re feeding us for free

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@FracSlap https://t.co/2Qv1b4V7mf

[Not WTFOMGBBQ!?!?! (Now with 928% more tard) @notwtfomgbbq]

Whoever invented the magnetic coozie should win a noble prize

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@koopaaron @Missteak

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If Subarus account for more than 1% of vehicles in your neighborhood, move immediately.

Liberals will turn it into a shithole in no time

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@Missteak

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@BblGhanoush That’s a turd cutter

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@Tejanobrown Make it to TD?

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@RichOToole Down in Port A too

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@tane_lord

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Canada is gayer than Colorado (fake & gay place)

Both start with a “C” and have excessive vowels

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Driving home realizing no US E&P will ever spend a single dollar buying inventory in Canada

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@ShaleTier7 Canada is gayer than Colorado (fake & gay place)

Both start with a “C” and have excessive vowels

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@ShaleTier7 Canada is fake and gay