Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer)

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In God We Trust #EFT

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@CoryBMorgan Could you use AI to write a script and fill the website form in for you?

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

One of my followers doesn't want to retire.

6 months old with several million progeny

Well established Barnacle in the strait of Hormuz

Makes $200k per year in CIA contract money

60,000 Barnacles coins saved

What advice would you give him?

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

One of my followers doesn’t want to retire

38 years old with a wife and kids

Makes $320k as a landman

Spends $130k/year

Here are his assets:

$60k cash
$700k 401k
$400k Roth IRA
$1.5 million home
Ford Raptor at 23% APR

Owns 6 rentals with net monthly income of $5k

Inherited mineral rights currently paying him ~$17k/month

What advice do you have for him?

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@100xCompounding Good thing people are out looking for more

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@trevor_rose_ No, it's just that Canada's economy is absent outside oil and banking.

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@MiserMcMiserson Calling ICE

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

BREAKING NEWS: AXIOS REPORTING CLASHES BETWEEN THE IRGC AND BARNACLE FORCES THROUGHOUT THE GULF

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@Citizen004

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@calvinfroedge The barnacles are actually a CIA proxy force designed to enhance the US blockade of the Iranian blockade

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@ethan_ruffing Yes, for them to stop sinning and embrace love and truth.

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@hateag

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@lucagrecoita Goina need more magnesium @KNLCBD

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@JT_OKIE Full of barnacles?

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@SudiTurel @oilmutt @SpaceX Easy there safety man

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@wbridgefa It's an exciting world we live in

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@ChrisSpoke MAiD provider

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@calvinfroedge As a result of barnacle proof paint company mooning I'm shorting barnacle futures they don't stand a chance

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

@WilliamLaceyYYC Oil should be $19.95/bbl

[Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) @Albertagarbage]

THE BARNACLES WERE SENT BY FAUCI

[🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge]

In case you haven't been paying attention

Barnacles are like covid for ships that carry oil