Paige

only the hottest bitches have the worst eyesight

[Paige @pernst_]

Always water fake plants..you never know

[Paige @pernst_]

Those benches that fly up the mountain in the winter

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The last time I had edamame I almost killed the fish

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Too sugar too fast

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Italian beef near me

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I’m worried about Joey Chestnut

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“Enjoy your Baja blast” employee as I’m leaving Menards

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Alright I’m tired, let’s go get drunk

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We don’t even need jobs? We can just grow our own food

[Paige @pernst_]

Make today soft

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Woke but not fully woken

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@Maddie_prentice We ARE in the weeds

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People think it’s so quirky to get flagged at airport security…honey you aren’t special you have a water

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What astrology sign is your vape

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Great sex on Good Friday

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@Maddie_prentice I have once…

[Paige @pernst_]

@AuciaLander The lady ate the fin off the male so you might be right

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I hope our new beta fish like my music

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I know my upstairs neighbors are Shazamming my shit (they left a noise complaint)

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“You’re not watching hoop?” *brother and I watching hannah Montana*

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Just a flag, no color