Liam Smith

was christ jesus' surname? or just his nickname?

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@LydiaRose0x Tying our clits together and having a fleshy tug of war

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@lustforwhitney May the 1st?

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@profanityswan Thats such a Bill Nighy thing to say!

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@latenightlisa1

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@rickygervais HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I AM OFFENDED

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@sophieswallows I ruin everything 🤣

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@sophieswallows Yeah but thats another story

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@sophieswallows I had both jabs...got covid...was totally fine apart from abit of a fever for like a day 🤷‍♂️

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

Do you reckon that mary still has a little lamb?

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

Fuck Loki and Hawkeye! When @TaikaWaititi getting his own netflix series for Korg? GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@nataliemaria_94 Double dare you to do it

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@itsmirandamyles You gotta pay extra for that usually 👀

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@mister_len @DarwenLTheatre @TheSimonEvans Bet you went for a quick one in the chapel first didnt you?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

There are a lot of people on Twitter trying to ruin your day. They're trying to make you as unhappy as they are. Don't let them. Here's a dog.

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

Do you know that song by lady gaga called do what you want with my body?

Please play that at my funeral

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@freethxanimal_ Somebody has to

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@itsmirandamyles Is she ok though?

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

This time in 12 hours i will probably get another facebook ban

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@mister_len Just at food bank tryin to score some bitches. You?

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

Hi

[Liam Smith @peroniboy]

@mister_len Hello