The Perotniverse

News archived from the universe where Ross Perot won the 1992 Presidential election

Currently up to Summer 1995

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Welcome to the Perotniverse: a world where Texan businessman Ross Perot—his campaign carefully curated by the era’s best political strategists—shocked the world and won the Presidency in 1992.

As a satirical alternate history, all media is covered under fair use.

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Argue with the wall

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Contemporary trope: fanbases that developed a sense of entitlement during my lifetime (Pt3)

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Contemporary trope: fanbases that developed a sense of entitlement during my lifetime (Pt2)

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Contemporary trope: fanbases that developed a sense of entitlement during my lifetime (Pt2)

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Contemporary trope: fanbases that developed a sense of entitlement during my lifetime

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Contemporary trope: fanbases that developed a sense of entitlement during my lifetime

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@Agermandown_ Done but sanitize your YT links. The si= and everything afterwards is a data tracker

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

GOP candidate Brandon Herrera on moms advocating politically:

“Just because you let somebody creampie you doesn’t mean I have to give a shit about your political opinions.

The fact that you kept your cum trophy doesn’t make you any less wrong about the dumb shit they you say.”

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@IkusabaCentrist >Mist and Mukuro trying to pass the same thing

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Good news: Gemini is the one LLM I can’t bully into telling me what I want.

Bad news: whether or not MJ was actually a sex pervert is a total coin toss. I’m still leaning towards ‘no but his behavior was unacceptable regardless’

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@YesternightPost @chitownsam723b @AbdulElSayed So we agree that she’s equally not pretty and not controversial

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@PollTracker2024 I’m starting to think that surviving a stroke is openly defying God’s will that you should shut up forever

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@Phil_Lewis_ This is the kind of thing I could see getting pitched but it’s actually crazy that nobody talked them down to less significant shit. “1789: New capital location — somewhere else 6%” or “1960: Baby Kennedy gender — boy 51%” moves the chains just fine

[Jeanne 🇫🇷🇺🇦✝️ | 55-44 • 2.0 GB @JeanIsWitherin]

Capitalism must be destroyed at any and all costs, we cannot allow this parasitic disgusting institution to continue to leech on our lives and wellbeing for the rest of time

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Guy’s wife is about to have a baby but he gets called away for work

[Peter Cook @_Peter_Cook]

Young boy joins neighborhood association, but over time, he regrets his choice and eventually leaves their employ.

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@JeanIsWitherin Will he be one of the 31st-40th (10-team league) or 37th-48th (12-team) best performing WRs in fantasy football? He’s currently the 46th off the board behind Pittman & Quentin Johnston and it just feels like he’s gonna be a target monster while Tate gets up to speed

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@buffys mosquitoes don’t even recognize her as food atp

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@Canes @StanleyCup @NHL Ope lemme fix that for ya real quick

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@SimuParadox @AOC @JonLemire If the government actually gave a shit about the well-being of students, they’d just pay teachers more.

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@JohnArias796709 @AbdulElSayed Recession indicator: wannabe conservative pundits can’t even afford actual cartoonists anymore

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@chitownsam723b @AbdulElSayed Remember when they tried to make Zohran’s wife a story in NYC but it failed hilariously bc nobody gives a fuck what politicians’ spouses do?