alison

literally taking sour sips from life’s lush lips rn ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

[komolika @Ichanpyaari]

The movie "Obsession" proved that it requires demonic possession and magic spells to make a woman as violent as the average man.

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

i am at my clits end !

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

daily dose of whatdatmean

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Bruno Mars looked at Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) on this day 18 years ago.

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

Today marks one year since Sinners was released and I am still here!

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerx]

how it feels

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy) { me}

[ֶֶֶֶֶ @supersoniqo]

my left boob is slightly bigger due to how big my heart is

[Char 🌈✨ @CharCubed]

I simply don’t trust anyone who watched Sinners and wasn’t profoundly moved by it both emotionally and intellectually

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Remember to start each day by immediately grabbing your phone and exploding with anxiety and rage at the news

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Glasses fogging up when I enter the bar is one of the more cartoonishly humiliating things I gotta deal with

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i love saying “in my butt” when someone asks where something is

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Can’t wait to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather

[Richard Newby - Illegitimi non carborundum @NewbyRichard3]

Felt like I was levitating the first time I saw this. A historic scene.

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

I match bra and panties every day by wearing neither