caad

chat i think im crashing out

[caad @perpetuallycad]

oh it's not coming home

[caad @perpetuallycad]

I need to be held

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

the job of uk prime minister being the irl equivalent of the defence against the dark arts teacher

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham’s train has arrived in London 21 minutes late

He can now claim Delay Repay from Avanti West Coast

[caad @perpetuallycad]

omg my first ever british prime minister resignation

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer's full resignation speech as Prime Minister

[caad @perpetuallycad]

@squidwardoffic squidward can't tweet but she told me that it is indeed the clock tower

[caad @perpetuallycad]

@squidwardoffic is this about abraj al bait clock towers

[👾 @lpsyl1ps]

i miss pakistan ka kfc, uk’s kfc is lowkey disappointing

[caad @perpetuallycad]

@squidwardoffic the concept of leaving khandan gc but being on x the everything app (formerly twitter)

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Michael Shiner @michael_shiner1]

Unfortunately the funniest tweet I’ve ever and ever will see on this app

[Jo'el @OTMGUARD]

that’s cool and all….sinners was way better

[caad @perpetuallycad]

i love more than anything how iran is trying to show the world (and successfully so) that who really controls who

[X @Xking332]

Trump is having a nightmare on his birthday.

He offered Iran $12 billion to not attack Israel.

Iran rejected it.

Tehran says its finger is on the trigger and it's ready to strike its enemies any time.

Then Trump demanded Netanyahu a ceasefire in Lebanon and a withdrawal of Israeli troops.

Right now, Netanyahu rejected that too.

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

It’s so awesome to make a show for teenagers where the message is “Killing yourself will teach all of your bullies a lesson”

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[caad @perpetuallycad]

you're telling me that a sun dried these tomatoes???

[a ball knower among ball knowers @juegosnoguey]

@donotdelay the abraham accords bikinis

[aidrum @mushroomfromgd]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons has reportedly opened a 97 year old diner that still serves coke the old fashioned way.

He is only 20 years old.

[caad @perpetuallycad]

this is objectively correct

[dil @meoaur]

my very strong and informed opinions on the world cup teams

[caad @perpetuallycad]

they?????

[AMْ✍🏼 @Tunde1702]

All this gay nonsense has my mum crashing out 😭😭