✨carolyn ✨

don't worry, i don't get it either.

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

@oldelpaso why do the soft tortillas in my taco kit have yellow and black rings and smell like chemicals??
Ps the black rings and bits are fuzzy

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

��So when you franchise a business…”

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

What would a 2020 Christmas be if you didn’t lose power and have flooding in your basement from all the rain ✌🏻🎅🏼🌧

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

@emilyrosewack In my experience passive aggressive tweets at the company responsible often (but not always) gets you coupons

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

@emilyrosewack 😳😳

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

Also can someone please explain who’s poor decision it was to make this a part of the dust jacket and not a sticker? @halsey @Target

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

Why is it that EVERY time I preorder a ✨TARGET EXCLUSIVE✨edition of something it’s delivered already damaged 🙄

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

“The worst thing to come out of this pandemic is hand sanitizer that smells like tequila.... and the deaths”
- @taylor_hickss

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

@5SOS it would be really cool if I could get some of the merch items I ordered six months ago instead of just an an occasional email reminding me that the order exists.
I get there’s a lot going on in the world but if small businesses can still produce and ship new stuff then...

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

Stitches has found a new home! Thank you for the interest and sorry if you weren’t able to adopt this cutie! 💕

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

Stitches is in boxes if anyone wants to adopt him 🐻
#acnhvillagertrade #acnh #animalcrossingvillagertrade

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

Thanks to all the lovely visitors I had tonight- I am closed up now! I appreciate all the tips and gifts and I am so sorry if I was unable to get to you/you were unable to visit tonight!

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

Feel free to hit me up for that dodo code, best turnip price I’ve ever had at 536 and I’m happy to share the wealth

#AnimalCrossingNewHorizions #turnipprices #TurnipPrice

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

@Zylria_ 536

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

Y’all need to go pay my man to draw some shit for you 😇

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

@Nestle I need elaboration

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

Slimey like a slip n slide

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

@Luke_Marrone @dickandcomix I also can color

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

Twitter peeps!! I’m trying to win a spooky contest, like this post on Instagram to help me win! 🤡👻
https://t.co/rpgxVBA60N

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

@ajd525 Shrugalug

[✨carolyn ✨ @PerpetuallyPail]

There’s a special spot in hell for people that send you a Snapchat that’s on their story