Emily Rose

some twitter, some twatter.

[Emily Rose @emilyrosewack]

And yet I find myself awake at 2 am googling whether or not bees can fart.

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

no offense to my younger self but what was the vision

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I love having a pet because you'll just walk to a different room and they will be like "yeah I'll come too"

[𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖜𝖎𝖋𝖊 @gothhauswife]

I’m so pleased to see the TL in agreement about how tacky and off-putting gore Halloween decorations are. You need to be nostalgic jack-o-lantern maxxing.

[Naked Numerology ® @OneLuckyGirl_28]

Before September slips away, soften your heart to the possibility that life is quietly arranging something beautiful for you. Stay open. Stay hopeful. Something good may already be finding its way to you. You are deeply, endlessly abundant.

[Nora @nora_mindnotes]

I don’t know what God is doing in some areas of my life right now. But I’m asking Him not to let uncertainty turn me bitter, suspicious or afraid.

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

I’m at the age where I’m trying to figure out which parts of my personality are ADHD, childhood trauma, hormones, or just me being me.

At this point, I need a research team and a whiteboard.

[anj @bxnksii]

really don’t trust people obsessed with hustle culture, soulless vibes

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Never ignore someone who genuinely makes an effort to stay in touch. A lot of people don’t care as much as you think, so when someone remembers to text, call or check in on you, give them your attention. Genuine effort is rare.

[` @schiz04renic]

anyone else feel like they’re cursed sometimes? not in a dramatic way, just like nothing ever seems to work out no matter what you do.

[Emily Rose @emilyrosewack]

I’m really trying not to hate men, but the news is making it hard lately 🙃

[manic pixie wet dream girl @archfemesis]

Do we have an old person out there who’s been doing preventive Botox for 30+ years who is proof that it actually works yet or are all yall the lab rats?

[` @schiz04renic]

i think a random wave from a baby means you have a good spirit

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i think i am finally ready to tackle what 2025 has in store for me

[EDOSE✨ @iam_biglad1]

My parents never made $100K combined. They had cars. A house. Vacations. We make more and life is WORSE.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Am I going deaf, or has anyone else had to watch every TV show with subtitles? Nobody knows how to mix their fucking audio anymore.

[sluj @smashdirt]

having eras is more fun than having an identity

[mickey ♡ @mickxtii]

fun fact: you can always say "okay thank you i didnt know" when someone tells you something you didnt know

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

One of the hardest places to be professionally:

You’ve outgrown the job, but you still need the job.

[. @halaldaiz]

starting a book club where we judge books by their cover for an hour lmk