jarreth mooneyham

[jarreth mooneyham @perpetualwizard]

We found robocop, safe and sound!. Sorry to bother you all!

[jarreth mooneyham @perpetualwizard]

Lost cat near 3301 n elm street in broken arrow. Answers to robocop. Please help!

[kim @KimmyMonte]

pumpkins are just goth watermelons

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I AM A FIERCE AND POWERFUL CREATURE

WITH UNLIMITED POTENTIAL

COMPLETE CONTROL OVER MY FUTURE

AND ALSO HORRIBLE CLINICAL ANXIETY

[jarreth mooneyham @perpetualwizard]

Don't get salty with me, I am tough as snails.

[cardinal copium @emotionalpedant]

I guess Peter Weller finally got his photo taken with the Greatest Shirt Of All Time

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

Please RT 1 million times: it is not "left-wing"--"leftist"--to believe in equality of races, genders, citizens, ethnicities. it is American

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

the most normal thing in 2017 so far https://t.co/X05h6nQFrG

[jarreth mooneyham @perpetualwizard]

If an optometrist gives you bad news does that make them a pessimetrist?

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

OH SO IM JUST SUPPOSED TO ENJOY GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO ME INSTEAD OF LIVING IN FEAR THAT THEYLL TURN TO DUST IN MY HANDS

[jarreth mooneyham @perpetualwizard]

Phone died a few hours into disneyland. Missed a TON of great pictures. It was a pretty fun time.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

FIRST DAY BACK FROM VACATION

I AM REFRESHED AND RECHARGED

A NEW MAN

JUST KIDDING EVERYTHING FEELS HARDER AND WORSE NOW

[jarreth mooneyham @perpetualwizard]

@FlickFreaks Visiting family, and Disney land.

[jarreth mooneyham @perpetualwizard]

I have now been in both oceans that border our nation, and yet I have gained exactly 0 superpowers. I feel betrayed by science!

[jarreth mooneyham @perpetualwizard]

Isolation is as much or more a frame of mind than a matter of physical proximity.

[jarreth mooneyham @perpetualwizard]

@FlickFreaks The most impressive thing is their price point. Other than that it's just a pretty good burger.

[jarreth mooneyham @perpetualwizard]

Had an in-n-out burger for the first time. Pretty good.

[jarreth mooneyham @perpetualwizard]

In Texas for the second time in as many months #windpower #texas #infiniteturkeydance https://t.co/1bBld5I9n3