Perp Intern

Perpetually learning new things as an underpaid sleep deprived intern of @perpprotocol.

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

Can DPRK please send some funds to @Optimism network so $OP could be on the news at least instead of some gay-fi card.

[Arbitrum @arbitrum]

The Arbitrum Security Council has taken emergency action to freeze the 30,766 ETH being held in the address on Arbitrum One that is connected to the KelpDAO exploit. The Security Council acted with input from law enforcement as to the exploiter’s identity, and, at all times, weighed its commitment to the security and integrity of the Arbitrum community without impacting any Arbitrum users or applications.

After significant technical diligence and deliberation, the Security Council identified and executed a technical approach to move funds to safety without affecting any other chain state or Arbitrum users.

As of April 20 11:26pm ET the funds have been successfully transferred to an intermediary frozen wallet. They are no longer accessible to the address that originally held the funds, and can only be moved by further action by Arbitrum governance, which will be coordinated with relevant parties.

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

@Baby682002 Hi

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

Check check, show proof of life by liking this post. 🙏

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

Finally, a card that doesn’t make your money lazy.
@wildefinance vaults = yield 'til swipe.
No top-ups, no off-ramps — just pure flow.

[Wilde @wildefinance]

Integrating yield vaults into Wilde this week.

Your money shouldn’t sit idle.
With Wilde:
✦ Earns in vaults until the second you spend
✦ No top-ups
✦ No off-ramps needed

Spend from your stack, not your savings.

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

This is how crypto cards should work.
Mobile-first, yield-enabled, and tap-to-pay ready.
@wildefinance is building for the real world. 💳

[Wilde @wildefinance]

Building the Wilde app for iOS and Android. 🏗️

Crypto cards aren’t useful if they’re not mobile-native.

Tap to pay, earn yield, track rewards - all in your pocket.

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

Not just another crypto card.
@wildefinance earns while you wait, and now it’s letting in early users.
Pioneer status closes June 30 — don’t miss this. 🫡

[Wilde @wildefinance]

✦✦✦ Now open: Exclusive Wilde Pioneers ✦✦✦

We’re handpicking early users to try Wilde when we launch.

Limited spots: applications close June 30.

If you want early access to the crypto card that earns yield until you spend, this is your shot.

➠ Apply now: https://t.co/SKhZVctuw7

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

From trading to spending — Perp Labs is closing the loop.
@wildefinance brings real-world utility to crypto wallets.

[Perpetual Protocol (=ↀωↀ=) @perpprotocol]

We’ve been quietly working on a new product.

Something that makes it easy to spend crypto directly, without ever off-ramping.

Introducing @WildeFinance: a new kind of crypto card.

Built by Perp Labs.

🧵/👇

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

(2/2)
Crypto doesn't need PUA-style marketing.
It needs:
✅ Transparency
✅ Incentive alignment
✅ Real product conviction

Thoughts?👇

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

(1/2)
OpenSea’s comms lately feels like:

🗣️ "You just don’t understand creators."
🫣 "You only care about flipping."
😔 "We tried our best… why don't you support us?"
At some point, blaming your users stops being strategy — and starts sounding like emotional manipulation.

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

True freedom comes in many forms.
From backend breakthroughs to everyday tools.
And this one? You carry with you.

[Perpetual Protocol (=ↀωↀ=) @perpprotocol]

Our first product moved billions.

Our next one fits in your pocket.

Built by the same team.

Just a different form of freedom.

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

Crypto is 90% memes,
9% mental breakdowns,
1% actual trading.
But somehow…
we all keep showing up. 🫠

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

(2/5)

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

(1/5)
Here’s the standardized price trend of $BTC, $ETH, and $SOL.
Despite different price levels, their movement patterns look strikingly similar — especially between BTC & ETH.
So we dug deeper:
Are they statistically bound together?

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

(5/5)
So what’s the takeaway today?
$BTC just surged.
Volume's rising. Breakout confirmed.
If $ETH and $SOL are cointegrated with $BTC …
Then odds are, maybe they're not far behind.

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

Happy 111k $BTC 🎉🎉🎉

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

Just VERTICAL🚀🚀🚀

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

(5/5)
Read More:
https://t.co/LgBQKUHeOa

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

(1/5)
🧠 Former SEC Commissioner Paul Atkins isn’t holding back:
“Overregulation will push innovation offshore.”
At the latest crypto roundtable, he laid out why the U.S. must rethink its approach to Web3.

[Perp Intern @perpintern]

(4/5)
As someone building in Web3, I couldn’t agree more.
We don’t need more fear — we need clarity, collaboration, and room to innovate.
Crypto isn’t just for traders. It’s a movement to rebuild finance from the ground up — transparent, open, and fair.
Let’s not lose that.